I'M AT YOUR SERVICE, BABY

SEND ME OFF/ SEE WHAT I'M WORTH/ TURN ME ON/ I GO BERSERK/ I DON'T CARE IF I GET HURT/ NO, I DON'T CARE/ JUST PUT ME TO WORK

[bprinny]

This is my ideology

Source:

https://x.com/_mifune_707/status/2018303837753508038

[darkspaceboytoy]

Look I think it is commendable to write a book. That takes work no matter what. But man are there some bad ones out there.

[darkspaceboytoy]

Folks I won’t say it again all authors must be killed

[gingik]

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[straycatj]

おかさん…

あちいでち…

Mom...Kofi feel hot......

[snuh]

[pmamtraveller]

Pressure by Essi Välimäki

[k-simplex]

July is the seventhest month

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[porcelain-dollbones]

mammals whenever they encounter any sort of problem: hold on let me secrete a useful fluid

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[ectoimp]

[daily-hex-maniac]

Neco-Arc Maniac

Redraw of a 2024 piece!

[kin-sama]

[targetedknowledge]

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[9ieme]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[badnightbrian]