queequeg :)

he/him, mod uses they/any goober :3 (can take your life with ease)

[queequeg-offical]

intro post

hello :) im on tumblr now

uhh what do i say here?? whales are cool. also live laugh love ishmael i would die for him :3 (mod genuinely doesnt know what to say, i've made WAYY too many intro posts im simply not botjered atp :p)

ooc: hi !! few things: queequeg uses he/him, i use they/any, also i swear the pfp is temporary i just need to find any photo that would suffice. the banner on the other hand, is very funny. btw this is a side blog, idk if i can follow back or not but if i cannot i follow back in spirit.

[queequeg-offical]

You should absolutely make a limbus queegqueg blog!

mayhaps i will :D its been a while since i last played limbus company but that wont stop me

[captain-ahab-offical]

please get stubb to stop singing i don't think it would be in good taste to harpoon a crew member but my options are getting slim

-@queequeg-offical

doesn't he have like 500 pipes? just give him his pipes and he'll be occupied till the sun is extinguished below the horizon

[queequeg-offical]

i tried but he somehow gets more annoying?? if i give him all of them he tries to smoke like 5 at once and watching a man deepthroat pipes is not for me

[captain-ahab-offical]

you don’t… you don’t have to watch.. avert your eyes

[queequeg-offical]

i wish i knew better the first time :( at least when he says he wants to show me a trick i know to run as fast as possible away from him

[mrstubb-2ndmate]

you wanna see a trick

[queequeg-offical]

GET AWAY FROM ME I BEG OF YOU

[queequeg-offical]

[Gives you a plush of limbus Ishmael, and Implants memories of Ishmael's canto]

How do you feel?

(/ooc: should i make a limbus queequeg blog? idk if you knew this was moby dick queequeg but if you didnt know im sorry😭)

[long, long pause staring at it and realising the parallels of limbus company and the pequod] ...they turned my husband into a ginger. the disrespect >:(

[captain-ahab-offical]

please get stubb to stop singing i don't think it would be in good taste to harpoon a crew member but my options are getting slim

-@queequeg-offical

doesn't he have like 500 pipes? just give him his pipes and he'll be occupied till the sun is extinguished below the horizon

[queequeg-offical]

i tried but he somehow gets more annoying?? if i give him all of them he tries to smoke like 5 at once and watching a man deepthroat pipes is not for me

[captain-ahab-offical]

you don’t… you don’t have to watch.. avert your eyes

[queequeg-offical]

i wish i knew better the first time :( at least when he says he wants to show me a trick i know to run as fast as possible away from him

[captain-ahab-offical]

please get stubb to stop singing i don't think it would be in good taste to harpoon a crew member but my options are getting slim

-@queequeg-offical

doesn't he have like 500 pipes? just give him his pipes and he'll be occupied till the sun is extinguished below the horizon

[queequeg-offical]

i tried but he somehow gets more annoying?? if i give him all of them he tries to smoke like 5 at once and watching a man deepthroat pipes is not for me

[tyger-land]

𝙈𝙤𝙗𝙮 𝘿𝙞𝙘𝙠 1977, by LeRoy Neiman.

[captain-ahab-offical]

Damn.. this shit is a whole different thing experiwnc with that LSD stuff… fuckkq..

[queequeg-offical]

shit man lemme try some

[youclose]

I started reading Moby Dick. Ishamael is the ultimate yapper and I love it.

[captain-ahab-offical]

His incessant buzz is really quite infuriating

[queequeg-offical]

dont even talk when your deep descent into madness is even worse, please shut up about the whale for at least 2 minutes im going to get another stress induced ailment

[dogpuppy]

[queequeg-offical]

why are we inventing more people guys theres already enough varities i collect in my basement its getting crowded down there

[queequeg-offical]

its THAT time of day. yk what that means queequeg? impromptu song and dance. FIVE SIX SEVEN EIIGHTFFT

- @mrstubb-2ndmate

NO NO NO NO DO NOT FUCK WITH ME I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS I NEED AT LEAST A SMOKE AND A PINT OF RUM TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT SIR PLEASE SPARE ME

[mrstubb-2ndmate]

I CANT HEAAAARRRRRR YOUUUUUUU 🎶

[queequeg-offical]

@ask-ishmael-on-voyage GET MY HARPOON. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[ask-ishmael-on-voyage]

Don't jest with me

[mrstubb-2ndmate]

dance gayboy dance

[queequeg-offical]

you dont deserve an ensemble

[mrstubb-2ndmate]

bold of you to assume I NEED an ensemble

[queequeg-offical]

you need a vocal warm-up is what you need. My ears feel insulted by your so-called tunes.

[lincolnellsworth]

YES ISHMAEL! ANYTHING FOR YOU ISHMAEL! WE SHALL GO A-WHALING!

[queequeg-offical]

me for real

also what is "tepid tears of orphans" supposed to mean

[queequeg-offical]

its THAT time of day. yk what that means queequeg? impromptu song and dance. FIVE SIX SEVEN EIIGHTFFT

- @mrstubb-2ndmate

NO NO NO NO DO NOT FUCK WITH ME I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS I NEED AT LEAST A SMOKE AND A PINT OF RUM TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT SIR PLEASE SPARE ME

[mrstubb-2ndmate]

I CANT HEAAAARRRRRR YOUUUUUUU 🎶

[queequeg-offical]

@ask-ishmael-on-voyage GET MY HARPOON. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[ask-ishmael-on-voyage]

Don't jest with me

[mrstubb-2ndmate]

dance gayboy dance

[queequeg-offical]

you dont deserve an ensemble

[queequeg-offical]

its THAT time of day. yk what that means queequeg? impromptu song and dance. FIVE SIX SEVEN EIIGHTFFT

- @mrstubb-2ndmate

NO NO NO NO DO NOT FUCK WITH ME I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS I NEED AT LEAST A SMOKE AND A PINT OF RUM TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT SIR PLEASE SPARE ME

[mrstubb-2ndmate]

I CANT HEAAAARRRRRR YOUUUUUUU 🎶

[queequeg-offical]

@ask-ishmael-on-voyage GET MY HARPOON. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[ask-ishmael-on-voyage]

Don't jest with me

[queequeg-offical]

alright i'll get it myself >:/ [walks away from deck momentarily, reappears with harpoon and sheer determination]

[queequeg-offical]

its THAT time of day. yk what that means queequeg? impromptu song and dance. FIVE SIX SEVEN EIIGHTFFT

- @mrstubb-2ndmate

NO NO NO NO DO NOT FUCK WITH ME I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS I NEED AT LEAST A SMOKE AND A PINT OF RUM TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT SIR PLEASE SPARE ME

[mrstubb-2ndmate]

I CANT HEAAAARRRRRR YOUUUUUUU 🎶

[queequeg-offical]

@ask-ishmael-on-voyage GET MY HARPOON. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[squidswithguns]

wait i never knew moby dick was like, so gay… like sure boats and sailing. but like. no ishmael is expressing genuine love for queequg? like he’s really snug as a bug in bed with this dude like “he’s so dreamy”

[queequeg-offical]

what can i say i rolled a nat 20 to seduce and ended up here

[queequeg-offical]

when and how did i fucking say this what is a nat 20 what does that mean its 1840 i have never heard of that in my life

[queequeg-offical]

its THAT time of day. yk what that means queequeg? impromptu song and dance. FIVE SIX SEVEN EIIGHTFFT

- @mrstubb-2ndmate

NO NO NO NO DO NOT FUCK WITH ME I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS I NEED AT LEAST A SMOKE AND A PINT OF RUM TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT SIR PLEASE SPARE ME

[mrstubb-2ndmate]

hi :3

-@queequeg-offical

Hello! Ain't you lucky? You're just in time for my one man part-stand-up comedy-part-musical number 😼

[queequeg-offical]

NO NO NO FUCK THIS I WILL HARPOON YOU IF YOU DONT SHUT UP IM TIRED OF THIS :( YOU'RE NOT EVEN FUNNY SIR

[mrstubb-2ndmate]

im HILARIOUS

[queequeg-offical]

YOU JUST TALK ABOUT HOW YOU HATE YOUR WIFE AND SMOKE TOO MUCH