What? No bread?? Let Them Eat Cake!!!

I'm Allen, the sweetest and dorkiest guy you'll ever meet! Also on Twitter as MaPoPP and Instagram and TikTok as mapopp727 I'm a 30 year old college graduate who happens to be a Filipino in Florida. This blog features anything funny, Ace Attorney, Barbie, Disney Princesses, Mary Poppins, and much more! -^_~-

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Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

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[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

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[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

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[muhlisss]

Go left

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[muhlisss]

Go forward

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> Ascend

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[jpuff9]

Go right ->

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[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

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Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[filmgifs]

Practically perfect in every way. Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins Returns (2018)

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[hotdog-puppy]

you know im starting to understand what this draft actually meant

[bllmak]

steel samurai con is going great

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[sabertoothwalrus]

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

[sabertoothwalrus]

how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isn’t even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys

[1five1two]

[doubleflowered]

drew this a while ago. the great thief yatagarasu is mr. that man's daughter and u cannot convince me otherwise

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[randomslasher]

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

[starrynightsxo]

[superiorsturgeon]

Me: *Has a stroke at an early age due to prolonged stress and poor coping mechanisms*

The woman wearing face-concealing male-patterned armor after the prophecy foretold that no man could slay me: *throws her legendary enchanted sword on the ground and stomps on it in frustration*

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[egophiliac]

"bring to me your goodest boys," they said. and the boys were brought, and sunshine and sweetness spread throughout the land.

"no wait," they said, "now it's too good. we need some balance here. you got any spare weird little freaks hanging around?"

(this is how it happens in my heart)

[voidy-core]

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]