Everybody Tells Me Life Is 🌸Precious🌸

would you beleive your eyes if 10,000,000 fireflies? im bi, a girl, SU trash, a meme lover, and like anime sometimes, and here i am!

[dosomethingprettywhileyoucan]

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

[ruinedchildhood]

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[queer-crystal-queen]

To anyone who thinks you can “just get over anxiety”

u best tell that to my god damn ER trip last night because if I could’ve “just gotten over” the fact that I felt like I couldn't breathe or that my heart felt like it was about to explode then I would've in the first hour and not in the fifth hour on a hospital bed. Anxiety is a real concern and really not something you can just “get over”

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[victorpopejr]

So I was drunk on snapchat last night crying

[queer-crystal-queen]

BLOG NAME CHANGE

IM ALIVE! 

also, blog name change because I'm out of my weeb phase and while I loved hetalia, that name is... yeah. cringe to say the least.

celebratethedoitsu--->queer-crystal-queen

[wlwaffle-deactivated20180825]

draw women in post-apocalyptic world settings with armpit hair, leg hair, bushy brows and pubic hair ya cowards,, draw brown women/women with dark thick hair with arm hair and happy trails and sideburns and mustaches i’m sick of seeing silky smooth soapy clean make up wearing post apocalyptic dolled up women next to stinky sweaty crusty men with dirty nails and sweaty clothes and sweaty greasy hair and 3m long ugly beards

[rackletang]

THANK YOU

[jumpingjacktrash]

or, contrariwise, how about the men get dolled up too, in a low tech way? how about the men braid beads into their beards, shave their heads and paint designs on their scalps, paint wild colors around their eyes?

it’s not like hygiene was invented at the same time as electricity. you can shave with a flint or a clamshell. you can make makeup out of berries and clay. the thing that’s gone away isn’t the human drive to be clean and decorated, it’s the constant enforcement of a bland standard of beauty by magazines and television.

tell you what, i’m a guy and if i was kicking around some post-apocalyptic wasteland i’d have my hair and beard all braided up like a fantasy dwarf, eyeliner like the winter soldier, rings on every finger, and be wearing clothes dyed bright with red cabbage and indigo and madder root. and my fingernails would be clean, dammit.

[tunedoutt-deactivated20140506]

[meanplastic]

The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[divaofdespair]

Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[thebootydiaries]

[evianic]

This is the crystal hand of prosperity. Reblog in 300 seconds to have a year of good money management and raises. ⬆💱⬆💲💰💲⬆💱⬆

[destinyrush]

foolishness 

[red-knuckle-gang]

Fuck America’s prison system.

[ecologiadigital]

Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

[daggers-drawn]

Nice try fuckers.

[steeleman]

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

[sassyabrahamlincoln]

imagine caring so much about gender conformity that you just color code your entire family

[queer-crystal-queen]

I love the one older girl in the middle holding the kid that's like "dad this is fucking stupid I'll wear tan if I wanna wear tan I fucking hate pink"

[thecommonchick]

me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me:

[alloverthegaf]

what's your favorite RvB quote?

I hope you didn’t want just one because I’m gonna have to make a list

“That’s right, Caboose. I am a gay robot.”

“Hurrggh blaahhh”

“We’re not retreating! We’re advancing! Towards future victory!”

“I only drink the blood of my enemies! And occasionally a strawberry yoohoo. Or a sarsaparilla. A sex on the beach! Or a pina collada… ~If you like pina colladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you’re not into yoga, Grif just has half a brain~”

“Don’t ever. Be. Alone.”

“Speak now! Or forever rest in peace! For liberty and justice for all! The end!”

“Man. That girl’s got a really good arm.”

“Son of a b - “ *explosion*

(In Spanish) “HOLY SHIT. HE’S BILINGUAL. PLEASE DON’T KILL ME.”

“Bow chicka honk honk!”

“I will fucKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY.”“To mark this message as urgent, press eleven.”“THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE.”

[alloverthegaf]

Oh my god yes.

And we can’t forget “My name is Leonard Church, and YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE.”

[moon-loser]

“MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE AND I. HATE. BABIES.”

[alloverthegaf]

“YOUR TOAST HAS BEEN BURNT. AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK PART.”

[hatzy]

what about?

“im a freelancer” *reds and blues +wash raise their guns* 

[moon-loser]

“Doc? I don’t think that name’s gonna stick”

[alloverthegaf]

I think we’re slowly coming to the conclusion that Red vs Blue is just one big hilarious quote.

[alloverthegaf]

“Take yourself. And fuck yourself. With yourself.”

[crashamon]

“Looks kinda like a big cat.”  “What, like a puma?”

[queer-crystal-queen]

"That was the worst throw. Ever. Of all time."

(And there's a part of me that wants to count on the Extra Life live stream when miles says to Gus "do you ever wonder why we're here" and Gus starts drunkenly beating the shit out of him going "THATS MY LINE")

[officialmoviegoer]

[harcules]

And finally someone said it

[relatablepicsofblakebelladonna]