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Mads K, Trans Girl, 19, Stoner, WA Snap: watashi.madi 💕K💕 "👌Stay Chill🤙"

[just-shower-thoughts]

Considering the pronunciation of Yosemite, maybe we’ve been saying Vegemite wrong this whole time.

[shitpostempire]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Definitely.

[nightmares06]

I’m playing Twilight Princess today and Smaug decided the world needs his version of Epona’s song.

Dork

[kuromisnote]

@frostyswirlbirds

[foster-the-beeple]

This is perfect

[devlynblaise]

@vrtcllychllngd

[witchofshrooms-deactivated20240]

@red-knuckle-gang

[just-shower-thoughts]

Rain would be much scarier if all of it fell at once.

[leahberman]

blue forest

Santa Cruz, California

instagram

[mulderscully]

The X-Files - Shadows (1993)

[azziiizz-deactivated20150724]

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[hannahvevo]

“that must be the uvula”

“oh, so its a girl house”

[sadiepickles]

“Don’t use your mental illness as an excuse” means “Change your behavior, apologize, and do better next time.” 

“Don’t use your mental illness as an excuse” DOES NOT mean “Your symptoms are your fault, your disorder is not even an explanation, and you are a bad person if you behave less than neurotypical”

[a-french-guardsman]

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

[rlckygoldsworth]

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[swarnpert]

go fish but instead of saying go fish you say go fuck yourself

[swarnpert]

“got any 3s?” “go fuck yourself”

[atlasisreal]

I don’t know if you’ve ever played go fish but that’s what you say when you do have the cards they asked for

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[poutinedragon]

The immune system: We’re gonna die? Not before I kill us first!

[princesconsuela]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[poutinedragon]

The immune system: We’re gonna die? Not before I kill us first!