Jordan’s Blog

Just random memes/stuff from my life (18+ language/discussion)

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Yes I eat vegetables (if we’re counting the carrots and peas in cup noodles), I’m fine

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I think about this randomly sometimes but the actual matchmaking part of the society in Matched would’ve been perfect if they gave more rights to aberrations. I forget the character’s names but the main character would’ve ended up with the aberration she loved if the society gave matching rights to aberrations. Anywho, that whole thing reminds me of the new dating app Boo lol. Using ai to match make may seem dystopian at first glance but I actually think it’s really cool lol

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I would listen to grandpa ramble about the same topics over and over again every day for years if it would keep him alive longer

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She ain’t a dime a dozen, but she is, like, a quarter a dozen, so I’m not too worried about replacing her, ya know?

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Why would I pay for a Duolingo subscription to learn Spanish when I can use the Spanish teacher character on Character AI to work on specific areas

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Nextdoor when I lived in Acworth, Georgia: “there are these cool 2 story skeletons down the street!”

Nextdoor living in Austin, TX: “did anyone else hear those gunshots last night?”

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God, literally every day I wake up to a violation notice from Pinterest, I live my Fujo/fudanshi life in fear of being shut down lmao

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I noticed I’ve been taking a lot more photos because I have things I care about again ❤️

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Hey…um…what the actual fuck???

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Starved for human contact, I might fall for the Amazon customer service representative who had to reassure me in polite corporate speak that my package was in fact coming. Love you Mansi ❤️

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Every time I go to read doujinshi I turn my volume all the way down but I also turn my ringer off as though the moans from the gay sex ads will be communicated in Morse code

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Somehow Oshi no Ko smacked me over the head with foreshadowing and I said “he he hoo, wonder what that means” and did not see AT ALL where the first episode was going but it sure did go there

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Once again remembering that Kiss Him Not Me fanfic where Nanashima was an imprisoned witch and Igarashi was the prison guard and they fell in love and tried to run away together but they got caught and were hung together and their dead bodies were still holding hands. Wild

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I just lit my cigarette using a lit candle because my house managers have hidden the lighters

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Me watching Junjo Romantica

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Me watching Junjo Romantica

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Trigger warning ⚠️:

My mom committed suicide. I don’t even have anything else to say about it, I’m just so in denial that I’m numb and acting normal. I’m just hoping she’s at peace and I’m so directionless without her.