Gay Plant Mom

• 1999 • Student • Botanical lover • Tattoos • 🏳️‍🌈🌿

[idabjoerk]

[flowinguniverse]

[80slesbiab]

[isnt]

follow @isnt​ for more memes

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

sext: come over im making dinosaur nuggets

[coltre]

me: *gets hit by a car* sorry

[podencos]

[kaijuno]

Sacred image

[forbiddnsky]

yes, the rumors are true, i'm a lovey dovey dumbass

[21svge]

Date someone you can have rough sex and deep conversations with whether it is at 2am or 2pm

[edenian-flower]

i’m trying to

[ghoulish-butch-deactivated20230]

[amargedom]

“I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.”

— Uma Thurman (via naturaekos)

[estradiol-dyke]

If a girl said to me, "c'mere babe, I need to use your mouth for a sec" and then casually shoved my head down to her crotch, that would be very sexy of her I think

[unregardless]

i get so mad when i walk into inanimate objects and hurt myself….ill fight this fucking chair

[rottenbutrecovering]

not to toot me own horn but the fact that i didn’t kill myself in the 2010s? big dick energy idk how i pulled that one off

[1892]

sometimes i just want to tell cashiers like. im sorry for being a customer :( im sorry i wish i didnt have to do this! im sorry . 

[skinhorses]

not to be dramatic but the trauma of being a daughter is real and my relationship with my mother is and will always be one of the most devastating and complex relationships i will ever experience