Storm witch

Avery. They/them. Secular storm witchcraft and divination. FREE TAROT READINGS.

[badwitchtips]

the kind of witch i wanna be: mysterious, ethereal, wisdom beyond my years

the kind of witch i really am: forgets that i’m a witch 70% of the time, doesn’t even know what phase of the moon it currently is, has nearly set my house on fire more time than i can remember

[inkipri]

states of mind simplified

[ivi-maud]

At it’s core witchcraft should be feminist, inclusive of all genders, allied with LGBTQA communities, supportive of all religions, welcoming to all races and ethnicities, and fiercely protective of the rights of all people.

[betwitchd]

beginner witch aesthetic is certain words you won’t say out loud until you hear somebody else pronounce them 

[angelsblooming]

Reblog if you’re a witch 🔮🌏☀️🎃🌲🍁🌝✨🌈 I’ll follow!

(Reboots only!!) I want to follow as many witch blogs as possible!! A follow to me would be great as well!

[queerofswords]

since when does

having emotions and expressing them when asked to do so = being manipulative and inconsiderate and guilt tripping

[queerofswords]

i'm so fucking sick of everything if it's over let it be fucking over

[loverandartist]

Ya know what’s magic? Being outside after a summer storm. The shimmer off the concrete, the way the trees look greener, the simple silence in the air, and how everything literally smells brand new and refreshed. It’s unlike anything else

[queerofswords]

sorry for this basically becoming a personal blog recently guys

[queerofswords]

you! are! not! the! only! one! who! was! hurt! and ! I'm ! very! sorry! but! i ! am! hurt! too!

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[zooophagous]

Thats a demon

[heartbeatemoji]

you see shit like this and just realize like… no wonder the entire civilized world believed in magic and shit so strongly. im spiritual myself but if you didnt have the scientific framework, the concept of magic is equally explanatory… the earth shows us crazy shit each and every day

[danger]

[retromomentofgypsywhatever-deac]

[anarratorofnogreatskill]

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school

I got one at my university my senior year.

My roommates were horrified.

[tetheredavian74]

GUYS ITS LIKE MIDNIGHT IM GONNA WAKE UP THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE IF YOU KEEP MAKE ME LAUGHING LIKE THIS

[queerofswords]

.

[queerofswords]

What people think witches do with tarot cards: *dark room surrounded by candles chanting weird satanic shit*

What witches actually do with tarot cards: *slaps card down* "what the fuck, I'm not gonna fuckin do that, try again asshole."

[queerofswords]

I'm super interested in witchcraft (particularly storm/weather witchcraft) but I have no idea where to start. Do you have any books/blogs/resources/YouTube channels/etc that you recommend for beginners?

crap i wish i could give you more advice but i’m pretty beginner myself. I really just look at lists of correspondences and things online and then just make shit up? Idk if that’s what you’re looking for, sorry if it’s not!!

[alongfalltothetop-deactivated20]

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

[curiowitch]