Me? I'm bi! I'm fresh! I'm hip!

Currently nameless. 19. He/him. Bay Area --> Western MA.

[fishfingersandscarves]

based on the fantasy i read as a kid lol

[enigma-boi]

tag yourself: books your library had 1000 copies of but were always missing at least one or two instalments.

[ja-khajay]

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

[ja-khajay]

yeah

[theotherwesley]

this is my favorite painting full stop

[adulthoodisokay]

that “babylonian twink” is King David

[lunoki]

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

[peppapigvevo]

Same energy

[starlightshoe]

songs to induce vivid memories from gen z childhoods

i gotta feeling

dynamite

like a g6

dj got us fallin in love

moves like jagger

tik tok

party in the usa

paper planes

miss independent

hey there delilah

PARTY. ROCK. ANTHEM

many others feel free to add

[louisegluckpdf]

tag yourself: children’s series that aren’t Harry Potter edition

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

[beachdeath]

i haven’t finishe dtwatching this i didn’ t makei tpast the chipmunked sample of fast car by tracy chapman i’m crying so hard i’m shaking alkfjlkasdjflksdjflksd

[freshwaterbear-deactivated20210]

I feel this has been done but I haven’t personally seen it so

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Carly Simon writing You’re So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line “you probably think this song is about you” so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move

[alangwiggy]

[alangwiggy]

I’m literally every single person in this video

[hella-sugoi]

Audition #1: Aries Audition #2: Taurus Audition #3: Gemini Audition #4: Cancer Audition #5: Leo Audition #6 & 7: Virgo and Libra Audition #8: Scorpio Ms. Darbus: Sagittarius Sharpay: Capricorn Ryan: Aquarius Kelsi: Pisces

[jabletown]

ngl one of the main reasons i ship romione is because hermione got a cat that is the cat version of ron

[turtletotem]

…you just blew my entire mind

[jabletown]

BIG, GINGER, GRUMPY, AND A LITTLE VIOLENT who am i talking about ron or crookshanks you don’t know

[turtletotem]

My mind keeps also drawing comparisons between Ron the Consistently Underappreciated with his overachieving brothers, and Crookshanks who languished at the pet store watching the cuter kittens get adopted…

This also makes Ron’s dislike of Crookshanks pretty hilarious

[jabletown]

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE CRUX OF MY CROOKSHANKS IS THE CAT VERSION OF RON PHILOSOPHY. Fucking of course he hates that cat because he is that cat and he is Ron fucking Weasley. If Ron Weasley had a double that double would be better than him and he’d hate him too.

And of course Hermione has a soft spot for the most disagreeable, underdog cat in the world.

[headcanonsandmore]

This makes so much sense!

[petty-davis-eyes-deactivated202]

For real though.

[problevvatic-deactivated2020112]

There’s this guy that sits in front of me who you would think is a conservative redneck bc his entire aesthetic is southern lumberjack w boots and denim and hats but he’s actually one of the most inclusive and anti trump guy I’ve ever met and today he wore this hat that sums up his entire personality and I’m screaming.

Don’t judge a book by its cover; make cornbread, not war.

[freepalest1ne]

[raccooninthegirlslockerroom]

“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time 

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit

[tinderventure]

My bio says “send me your best and shittest pickup lines but don’t tell me which one is which.”

[homoinsensitive]

did u guys know there’s a whole subset of tumblr that hates bobby flay’s guts

[hotvampireadjacent]

what did bobby flay do to these people

[darioargenthoe-deactivated20181]

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