DW and FBI Agents

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[clown-alchemist]

You'll be minding your own business watching the x files and then bam. Gillian Anderson prettiest woman on earth. okay now back to the aliens impregnating zoo animals

[crispytomatoo]

does anyone remember that one episode where mulder sits on a chair by like swinging his leg OVER the back, it‘s so edit and gif worthy yet I have never seen it again

[crispytomatoo]

[graciehart]

I will leave you with this

[thegunlady]

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

[seraph5]

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

[x-authorship-x]

[mockingjaysongbird]

THE X FILES : TERMA (4.09)

[anchoror]

is he even listening

[sunshinetoday]

Gillian Anderson: We were shooting on the side of the road and we were just about to roll. Or maybe we had started rolling and I looked to the side of the bushes and I thought ‘what’s that guy doing in the bushes?’ And then it was a bear. It wasn’t a guy. It was a bear who started walking towards me and I…and David was in the scene, standing up the road a little bit and I said: “David! There is a bear! What am I supposed to do?”

Chris Carter: That’s not how it happened at all. I swear.

Gillian Anderson: Okay…

Chris Carter: I was watching this and I swear this is how it happened. A wild animal, a bear comes out of the woods and Gillian goes: “Bear”

David Duchovny: No, that’s not how it happened. What happened was. You were down there…it’s close to what Gillian said. You are down there and you go: “David, it’s a bear! It’s a bear! What do I do?” I said: “It’s not a bear.” And the bear comes out and I said: ”Don’t look at him. Walk to me. And you just walked to me and…”

Gillian Anderson: Yeah!

David Duchovny: and the bear kinda went *mimics the bear*

Gillian Anderson: I remember thinking if it’s gonna run after me, I don’t wanna see that. Like if it’s gonna decide to chase me, I just don’t wanna look. That’s all I remember.

David Duchovny: And I remember thinking if it comes at you, I’m gonna have to get between you two and I’m like…No, I was thinking that and I was thinking I don’t really wanna die…

Gillian Anderson: So instead what you said, was: What do bears eat besides actresses?

David Duchovny: That was sometime later.

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[danscullys]

100% heterosexual agent dana scully

[goth-queen]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[nobleriver]

The Doctor & River Song + Physical Touch

[gifsbysimplysonia]

This is a BRILLIANT set, thank you so much for creating and sharing @nobleriver 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[julielilac]

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[a-wild-torterra]

The twelfth doctor posted this

[ambidisastrous]

every major structural social problem right now is basically "we don't have enough skilled workers on the ground" and the reason is always "well we've been intentionally underpaying and understaffng them for decades to increase corporate profits" and somehow the news always just mentions the "shortage" without digging into the cause

air travel is a mess? shortage of air traffic controllers - for some mysterious reason

logistics a mess? shortage of truck drivers - for some mysterious reason

public transit can't meet demand? shortage of bus drivers - for some mysterious reason

We even mysteriously have shortages of doctors, nurses, teachers... FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON

FUCKING PAY PEOPLE AND HIRE ENOUGH STAFF

[wintersnails]

[sophsun1]

The X-Files – 3.04: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose

[dartmoorpixie]

[dogpuppy]