go on vacation. wear a tshirt for the first time in months. receive 50+ calls from the coworker you cruelly abandoned for two days. take a bath. deflect marriage proposal. eat a lobster. microwave evil doll. back to work

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go on vacation. wear a tshirt for the first time in months. receive 50+ calls from the coworker you cruelly abandoned for two days. take a bath. deflect marriage proposal. eat a lobster. microwave evil doll. back to work
thinking about “you haven’t met all the people who will love you” and like!!! you also haven’t found all the things that will make you happy!!!! there will always be new authors and musicians and artists whose work you will one day discover and love!!!! there will always be new hobbies and skills for you to learn and feel fulfilled by!!! there will always be new things around the corner that will bring sudden and unexpected happiness!!!!!!!!!!!
idiots (affectionate)・[71/?] ⤷ 3.16 — “Apocrypha”
I am not particularly happy with this but here's another Memento mori sketch :D
Most fandoms recommending media: yeah you should check this out it’s pretty good
Buffy fans recommending Buffy: omg I love Buffy except for the racism, the misogyny, the occasional homophobia, the way sexual assault’s handled, a couple episodes I personally hate, David Boreanaz’s Irish accent and also the fact that Joss Whedon killed my entire family. You gotta watch Buffy though. You gotta.
Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and
I was told by the assistant director that Mulder was gone. So whenever he's away, I feed his fish.
> steam sends me an email
> game you wishlisted is on sale!
> wow, 30% off!
> $50
I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.
imagine your coworker forces you to fly half way across the country to investigate a mythical lake monster, and you bring your dog bc it’s last minute and you can’t get a sitter. at the lake your dog fucking DIES because it gets EATEN, presumably by the lake monster. your coworker barely cares, and makes you go out in a boat on the lake in the middle of the night with him ONLY HOURS after your dogs death. and then your boat gets OBLITERATED by the lake monster, stranding you and your coworker together. while stranded, he proceeds to make a joke about CANNIBALIZING YOU and then insults your DEAD DOG’s name. this all happened to my good friend dana scully.
GILLIAN ANDERSON as DANA SCULLY The X Files, ‘The Field Where I Died’
normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.
The X-Files – 4.12: Leonard Betts
dog is once again left with no choice but to use raggedy shoes as a pillow. if only he were able to lounge on some red sofa with the yellow cushions he likes so much. sadly, no such thing exists.
rob bowman pulled this shot out of his ass and then swiftly moved on like i'm just supposed to move on
Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully THE X-FILES 5.06 | Christmas Carol
Yeah, no, we’ll be totally fine about this.