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[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[a-french-guardsman]

peer approving @madnessofmen's tags

[queerpeers]

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

[queerpeers]

[xuxii-bunny]

Is there a transfem version?!?

[queerpeers]

ask and ye shall receive

[roseycanvas]

Nonbinary version?

[queerpeers]

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

[queerpeers]

like status: sick 😎

[british-catgirl]

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

[microsff]

Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.

The mirror replied "To whom?"

"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".

The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.

[nullen-void]

The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.

The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.

The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.

The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.

The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.

The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity

"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.

"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.

"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.

The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.

It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.

[bold-baddie]

[charlesoberonn]

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

[oxypill]

does anyone know what to fucking do anymore

[oddside]

struggle, endure, contend. for that alone is the sword of one who defies death.

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[dogpuppy]

[teaboot]

My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is

[rclipseatron]

No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.

[teaboot]

Oh thank god.

In that case, "You have to pay for liquor, but water's on the House"

[fruitless-vain]

Gay Puppy Gay Puppy Gay Puppy

[mls-classics]

[fullcravings]

Neopolitan Cream Puffs

[spider-mann]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[headspace-hotel]

people get specific as they age

:O

[an-drawer]

Having entered my 40s this still rings true. You get a far better grasp of yourself and will be less tolerating of bs because you simply don't have the time to waste on trifles.

True goblin mode starts here.

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[hyenaswine]

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

[hyenaswine]

oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!

[zoestorm]

I'm sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It's brilliant.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[naamahdarling]

Delighted that I got the VERY rare pleasure of watching Fancy catch a mouse. She cornered it in the pantry and was huffing and sneezing in excitement. We flushed it out for her, and she caught it. She isn't experienced at killing, so it sadly got away.

After we helped her check under and behind a bunch of other places, she basked in our lavish praise, demanded snuggles, and is now out there silently padding about. Hopefully she will get it overnight and I won't have to go get live traps.

I feel truly sad for the mouse, I like mice, but I am glad I got to see her work a little for real. A cat hunting is just beautiful, even a stubby little dumpling like her. Pure purpose, pure focus. I'm very proud of her.

Everyone tell her she is very good, and is fulfilling the contract of her ancestors.

Mostly.