pan, poly, enby, asthmatic, athletic, blonde nerd.

I don't really know what I'm doing but most of the stuff on here is funny.

[addelburgh]

[teathattast]

[writtenskyes]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

Source

[mellifexfarm]

when i clicked on a video titled“ I Made Kylie’s Christmas Dress for $20!” this is the last possible thing i would have ever expected 

[diceprophet]

That awkward moment when the BARD™ runs out of spells & needs a Long Rest

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

.... You know?

[alittleoptimistic]

There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading

[tiktoks-we-like]

[start] *thudding and scratching, getting louder as op gets closer to the car, one cat yeets out*

Op, laughing: KH-OH MY GOD

*thudding and scratching continues as the rest of the cats yeet out of the car*

[ragecomics4you]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

[danandphilnews]

[howmuchismuch]

oh my god they were loot mates

[mydadjokes]

What’s the worst part of working for the department of unemployment?

When you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

via reddit

[blackeatblack]

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

[friendenemapanion-blog]

[mzxhyde]

Excellent gif use

[vivienvalentino]

This is what plays in my head every minute of every day.

[luisonte]

[toastycursedcats]

Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)

[princesstigerbelle]

Poor baby!!! Someone save them!!

[king-dykewarp-deactivated202106]

t-the noise- Icantbreath

[rbgif]

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy