I'm Not Dead Yet

Name is Diego and I'm here for the memes. Gay/26/California He/Him/His

[nenufara]

dancing away

[belladonnaprice-deactivated2025]

[hollow-keys]

ID: A tiktok of a person saying "What's a word you pronounced incorrectly one time and it still haunts you to this day?" Justin Timberlake stitched the video and replied "Umm, me."

[yesterdaysprint]

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 30, 1896

[t3acupz]

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Queer pet in the household! Happy Czar day!🎵

[sleepimali]

Oops! You accidentally forgot about your tea for too long 🐥🌸

[secretmellowart]

Isn't that lovely, and isn't that cool? And isn't that cruel? And aren't I a fool to have...

[fairycosmos]

honestly it's ok for me to flop and live the way i do. i dont have kids and i dont hurt anyone #mytruth

[100493503004422]

linkedin is crazy bc how are you gonna admit to grand theft online using your govt name

[insomniac-arrest]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

[insomniac-arrest]

stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post

[postoctobrist]

have you ever been to a cat cafe? what do you think of the idea?

I worry about having a kind of ‘thinking the stripper likes me’ relationship with an animal

[passionpeachy]

burger turtle 🍔

[kinuko]

[maldrmofficial]

Idk if this was done before but here you go

[were--ralph]

Kinda need him in me

[were--ralph]

[were--ralph]

[were--ralph]

FINE ITS TRUE I WANT TO FUCK THE DAD FROM BLUEY SO MUCH IT HURTS WHEN I HAVE TO PRETEND OTHERWISE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

[pinolitas]

real

[smallpwbbles]

I love that Pomni just reads people and tells them about themselves, she’s the third crash out in this series

[mawofthemagnetar]

Cold take but all languages are beautiful actually. Every single one. Every single human language on earth is a collection of stories interwoven into the very fabric of the words that are spoken.

“Oh but this language sounds scary-“ have you heard a child speak it while pointing at a butterfly?

“Oh but this language sounds silly-“ have you heard someone’s grandma recite a recipe with such practiced ease it comes off as poetry?

“Oh but this language is really weird-“ and yours isn’t? Everyone’s language is weird, dumbass, it came free with your fucking humanity.

Every tongue that is spoken is a work of art. Every language a unique window into the world.

Isn’t it wonderful?

[lleyksie]

horse shapes ✸