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A L E X A N D E R WE ARE MEANT TO BE !!

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Hello, Tumblr!

Yes, it is I, Alexander Hamilton!

Due to constant pleas from my friends, I have signed up.

Here to promote my ideals and make conversation with the public.

I DO NOT smell like cheap money, and I'm currently suffering from the 'selfcest' asks in my inbox.

You people frighten me.

A quick introduction for those who somehow don't know me: Alexander/Alex, he/him, raging bisexual, transgender man.

Tagging my friends and family:

@therealaaronburr1836 ~ President Aaron Burr

@ask-maria-reynolds ~ Mrs. Maria Reynolds

@thetendollar ~ Feminine me <3

@deartheodosiaburr ~ Theodosia Burr Jr. President Burr's daughter.

@evening-philip ~ My son, Phillip <3

My strange, strange... Friends.

@sleepisagovernmentlie

@harzekeenjoyer

@slaystrawberry12

That should be all...

A.Ham.

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HEY YALL.

my names caspian :D

i am a MINOR, please don't forget. im totally fine with freaky stuff in my inbox, just don't be ridiculously vile

uh my main if you wanna see: @genuine-tea-addict

the burr account above knew this was coming (not that it was me but yk)

Send asks!! that shit funny as hell

[justaskangelica]

congratulations to you homosexuals, bisexuals, transgenders, pansexuals, aroaces, intersex people and the rest of you also

(i cant be bothered to type all day there are many of you you are mighty do not fight me)

well done for being proud.

as a present, feel free to have 1 crime for free*

*no you cannot do any of the sexual ones those are off limits, murder is fine but only one, robbery is acceptable and punch whoever you want.

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Alexander sing your favorite song please. WE WANNA HEAR YOU!

I would... Much rather not... Do that. Apologies.

A.Ham

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Hii!! How's Eliza doing? And Philip? I hope your work is going good!

Hello! Eliza is well, she's taken up painting! Philip, my boy is doing wonderfully with his poetry and piano!

A.Ham

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back in my day we just shredded someone’s skin off and wore it like coats.

You.. What??

A.Ham

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You're such a sweetheart, I love you - 🌺

Oh, thank you! I love you too! :)

A.Ham

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would you rather have A) unlimited bacon but no games ; or B) games... Unlimited games, but no games?

What….

A.Ham

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hows peggy doing?

Peggy is well, we had a lovely discussion about literature the other day!

A.Ham

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(Sorry if I ended up sending this multiple times the website broke for me)

To Mr. Hamilton:

Were you ever actually going to tell Burr what you said in The Room Where It Happened(TM), or were you just ragebaiting him?

Regards, Sebia.

I never intend to tell him what happened in The Room. I enjoy, as the kids say, ragebaiting him.

A.Ham

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Are you gay for John?

No, of course not! He’s just a very good friend!

A.Ham

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alex my question for you is would you rather have A) unlimited bacon, but no games, or B) Games... Unlimited games, but no games?

I… What?

A.Ham

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Bottom🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

I am not a bottom!!

A.Ham

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Quick question

Is your hair edible perchanchapsably?

-🍷

What? No, my hair is not edible! Please do not try to eat it.

A.Ham

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Tung tung tung sahur

What language is that?

A.Ham

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What do you think about hamburr???🤔🤔🤔🤔

Hamburr? As in me and Mr. Burr? Oh…

A.Ham

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twink

I am not a twink!!!!

A.Ham

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Do you miss Laurens?

I do miss him...

A.Ham