[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[yamada-ryo]

'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

[pythice]

based on what?

[yamada-ryo]

[toadslug]

more beautiful nonbinary representation from the hollow knight series 💛🤍💜🖤

[eepyenbyfox]

ASS JIM IS ENBY LET'S GOOO

but also we can't forget:

an old bug made of silk who dramatically plays an organ to pollute the poors

an elegant newly-awakened sapient construct dedicated to protecting the weak

our pet dog

[kosmogrl]

october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good october will be good

[slitherpunk]

goes on fangamer and looks at hornet plush reviews and many reviewer's images make her wear shoes

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

This is getting a lot of notes again and is reminding me that I should try to get out for more walks in the nice autumn weather

[atwotonedbird]

Shakra no

[epicsause-official]

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

[biggestcommunismbuilder]

Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious

[epicsause-official]

well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead

[cameoappearance]

#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)

[paulgadzikowski]

"Then transition."

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: people should put up warning signs or somethin'

[anonbeadraws]

what happens next

Pizza arrives! 🍕

Help arrives!🆘

🕳️

Voting ended onSep 22, 2025

[anonbeadraws]

Part 2 or This one's on the house, please don't tell my manager.

[anonbeadraws]

I have also have a tip jar, if you like my work! ✨

[gappo2slappo]

Hornet and the Baby

[narcissistcookbook]

the water fountain in the 24h gym displays light-hearted little messages when you use it. "use me to stay refreshed!", "impress yourself!", that kind of thing

tonight, at 3am, while I was completely alone in the gym, it gave me a message i haven't seen before

"dare you to turn around and smile at the person behind you :)"

[narcissistcookbook]

[jintsi]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]

[indingojazz]

The plates and bowls are giving ...color theory

[qqchurch]

[coolguycy]

When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy