Quibbler Quoter

I swear to post Harry Potter quotes, the whole Harry Potter quotes, and nothing but Harry Potter quotes.

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Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

Draco Malfoy, Sorcerer’s Stone

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Oh well, I'd just been thinking; if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

Moaning Myrtle, Chamber of Secrets

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The consequences of our actions are always so complicated, so diverse, that predicting the future is a very difficult business indeed.

Albus Dumbledore, Prisoner of Azkaban

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Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

J.K. Rowling, Prisoner of Azkaban

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She would have been nice looking if she hadn't been wearing a look that suggested there was something nasty under her nose.

J.K. Rowling, Goblet of Fire

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Draco Malfoy, the Amazing, Bouncing Ferret.

Ron Weasley

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Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.

Ravenclaw motto

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After all this time?" "Always.

Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape

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So young, to be fighting so many.

Griphook

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I don't think you're a waste of space; You saved my life.

Dudley Dursley

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Let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.

Albus Dumbledore

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Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. -J.K. Rowling

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There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it. -Professor Quirrell

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If all goes well, you will be able to save more than one innocent life tonight.

-Albus Dumbledore, Prisoner of Azkaban

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I would advise you, Lucius, not to go giving out any more of Lord Voldemort’s old school things.

-Albus Dumbledore, Chamber of Secrets

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We’ll be needing a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher… Dear me, we do seem to run through them, don’t we?

-Albus Dumbledore, Chamber of Secrets

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Only a true Gryffindor could have pulled that out of the hat, Harry.

-Albus Dumbledore, Chamber of Secrets