High Maintenance Hot Pocket

🩷 she/her 🩷 30s 🩷 bi 🩷 multi fandom 🩷 mostly nsfw

[ieafy]

Lily of the valley, gouache 🌱

[batsplash]

i heard snoopy x shane agenda and immediately signed to the cause

[watercolourcritters]

bringing my most tender self to the world <3

[ID: Marker art of a rosy boa with pink flowers around it. Text reads "I will create tenderness everywhere I go." End ID.]

Instagram | Tip Jar & Sticker Shop

[hawkaye]

Sinners + music (cred.)

[fatfemme-inist]

If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

[cabbagedotexe]

Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

[s0ftpillow]

Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸 PRINTS

[aneurins-barnard]

MARCO ILSØ as HVITSERK VIKINGS 5.02 The Departed

[spider-mann]

BILL SKARSGÅRD as EDDIE BARRISH Locked (2025) Dir. David Yarovesky

[mensahbots]

couldn't help but gif some shots from this episode 6 preview clip!

[stars-bean]

Fantasia (1940) dir. David D. Hand, Hamilton Luske and Wilfred Jackson

[kassy-djomunson]

ooh la la

that’s the spot

[phillycheesesteph]

[spiralstaircased]

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

[kingofscoops]

Anz’s 15k Party:

Day 4 - color: contrasts! / mood: growing strong / skill: color replacement / 🎧 your guilty pleasure song

[glumshoe]

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

[mettic]

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

[glumshoe]

they have and they will

[pizgif]

LOCKED (2025)