Love Rival - the Gotham Gazette’s short-lived article and the Daily Planet’s followup
we're not kids anymore.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Love Rival - the Gotham Gazette’s short-lived article and the Daily Planet’s followup
Batman: You know what? We’re all friends. Might as well get it over with. I’m bi. I’ll now field about half a minute of questions.
Superman: What made you decide to tell us now?
Batman: Flash found out last week, and I was positive he was not gonna be able to keep the secret much longer.
[flashback]
Flash: Bye, Batman!
Flash: I mean, not BI, but BYE——I mean, see ya! I mean, have fun only having sex with women! Just bangin’ girls left and right!
Bruce: Thanks, Flash.
social media au > does Dick has big dick energy..??
Kyle: [accidentally brushes Jason’s hand]
Jason: [agressivelly holds Kyle’s hand]
Jason: Fucking commit to it.
social media au > Damian obviousness to vine references and Jason’s disgust
Jon: Dad, Damian called me a bad word!
Clark: Which one?
Jon: It started with B.
Damian: Idiot. Motherfucker doesn’t start with B.
hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.
did u buy it with money
i did, in fact, purchase it with money
ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.
Sounds like college
“man that peter guy really likes spider man, i hope he gets to meet him someday”
Spotify: [on shuffle]
Me: then fucking act like it
That’s not half.
My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.
“Archie-” “Jughead, shut up. I wanna see where he’s going with this.”
it’s now widely known that the JL cannot do meetings in Bruce’s home.
Here are some of the things that have happened at previous meetings.
- A boy stumbled in, wide-eyed and messy haired, poured himself a mug of coffee. He never noticed that he completely missed the mug. He announced loudly, “BRUCE you’re not gonna fuckin believe this” and started rambling out a theory. In response, Bruce closed his eyes, pinched the bridge of his nose, and just waited for a minute.
- A tiny kid with a katana walked in followed by a cow. Bruce didn’t even look up.
- A gangly kid came in with a gun strapped to one thigh and a round of throwing knives strapped to the other. He took a chair from the dining room and dragged it all the way into the kitchen. It screeched across the floor the entire time. The league watched silently. The boy stood up on the chair to look at the assorted bottles of alcohol on top of the fridge. He chose tequila, took the cork out, and drank it straight from the bottle.
“It’s okay, I’m over 21.” He said.
Bruce shook his head, “he’s not. just ignore him.” The boy poured the rest of the tequila into a water bottle and dragged the chair back across the floor. On his way out, he gave a mock salute and said, “later, pops.”
- a cop in his mid twenties came in and said, “Lil D asked me to brink turkey food? I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not so I bought some.”
Bruce, who had no idea whether or not there really was a turkey in his house, just soundlessly pointed him in the right direction.
- A girl walked in soundlessly and sat next to Bruce. She never said anything, just listened calmly and nodded every so often. This wasn’t a problem. Bruce loves his only daughter.
- another boy came in, wearing a yellow bat symbol on his chest. Wide eyed, he tapped bruce on the shoulder carefully and said, “Uh, I’m pretty sure we’re in the middle of an alien invasion. Is that… is that something you deal with, or do I… am I gonna have to… what do I -”
bruce took a deep breath and asked, “I dunno, how big of an invasion is it?”
gays are too much. i hate us
this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂
i went on photography adventures today and
as it should be
Be Gay Do Crimes
to celebrate the end of the hiatus I PRESENT… MY MAGNUM OPUS, Connie says the F word, i don’t know why i find that so amusing
i’ll never ever make any other character from su swear, so enjoy this one
My lil buddy just rotated on the y-axis