Do I really sound like that?

Just a guy who loves being a part of these fandoms that kill you a little every day..

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via elizwsmith)

[blaaaacksunnnn-blog]

I was hoping for this to happen just so I could make this

[totallycorrect-rwby]

Ozpin: You read my mind.

Oscar: You’re in my mind.

[moistmailman]

(On a plane)

Ren, on the speaker: Hello everyone, this is your pilot speaking.

Nora, also on the speaker: AND THIS IS YOUR CO-PILOT YELLING!

[rwbymemes]

Yang: mom stop your not funny. you never make jokes.

Raven: I made you.

Yang: …I hope you fucking die a slow painful death.

[immortalcheesewedge]

Incorrect RWBY Quotes 9

Jaune: Weiss, you’re losing a lot of blood. It looks like your’re going to need a blood transfusion. What’s your blood type?

Weiss: *coughing* B Positive

Jaune: I’m trying, but you’re losing a lot of blood Weiss.

[rwbymemes]

Yang: I wasn’t even that drunk I drove home.

Blake: Yang. Don’t even try denying it.

Yang: ???

Blake: I drove you home while you “drove” with a paper plate

Yang: oh…I thought that was a dream…

Blake: [facepalms]

[biggestdisaster]

In Atlas

Ruby: Are you okay?

Weiss: Yeah, I’m fine.

Ruby: What does “fine” mean?

Weiss: It means I’m perfectly content but also wouldn’t mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.

[totallycorrect-rwby]

Pyhrra: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Jaune: Wow. They sound stupid.

Pyhrra: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Jaune: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Pyhrra: I guess you’re right. Hey Jaune, I love you.

Jaune: See! Just say that!

Pyhrra: Holy fucking shit.

Jaune: If that flies over their then, sorry Pyhrra, but their too dumb for you.

Pyhrra: Dude.

[aubee-like-da-bee]

RWBY as things my friends have said

Ruby: next person to say ‘hit or miss’ I can promise you that I won’t miss when I shoot you.

Weiss: *being rejected* how dare you. I’m a literal goddess

Blake: you do NOT want to see my wattpad history. Trust me.

Yang: SO I WAS WANDERING THE HOUSE, NOT WEARING PANTS WHEN UNCLE QROW KNOCKED ON THE DOOR.

Jaune: I’m at this awkward stage in my life where I hate myself so much that my will to live resides in Ren and Nora.

Nora: so yeah, I looked someone directly in the eye and asked them “do I look like the type who can die?”

Pyrrha: I’m so sorry for my friends’ dumbassery and- FUCK YOU JAUNE YES I DO NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR YOU

Ren: I am sixteen and already raising children… is mom disappointed yet?

Sun: if your life’s a fucking nightmare clap your hands *Neptune claps* - bro we talked about this…

Emerald: have you ever had an actual Belgian waffle you baSIC BITCH?!

Mercury: I have four career options: comedian, therapist, serial killer, and god

Oscar: I just wanna go home, cry and eat ice cream but noooo I have to stop my dumbass friends from committing war crimes

[transversal-callum]

Yang: There’s only one thing worse than dying.

Yang: *rips paper away to reveal ‘Blake’ above dying*

Blake, nodding: Me.

Yang: nO

[bobasisters]

Pyrrha: ✨☺️✨

Someone: *talks shit about Jaune*

Pyrrha:

[jahtne]

[westanyang]

Boi.

[finalfantasyviisource]

E3 2019 INFORMATION

Here is a list of everything for E3 2019. Feel free to add anything to the bottom in case I messed anything up.

CONFERENCES

USA Conference + Times:

EA - Friday, June 7th & 9th @ NO CONFERENCE (EA PLAY ONLY!)

Microsoft - Sunday, June 9 @ 1 PM PDT / 4 PM EST

Bethesda - Sunday, June 9 @ 5:30 PM PDT / 8:30 PM EST

Devolver Digital - Sunday, June 9 @ 7 PM PDT / 10 PM EST

PC Gaming - Monday, June 10 @ 10 AM PDT / 1 PM EST  

Ubisoft - Monday, June 10 @ 1 PM PDT  / 4 PM EST 

SquareEnix  - Monday, June 10 @ 6 PM PDT / 9 PM EST

Nintendo - Tuesday, June 11 @ 9 AM PDT  / 12 PM EST

Sony - NO E3 PRESS CONFERENCE! (Won’t even be there.)

UK Conference + Times:

EA - Friday, June 7th & 9th @ NO CONFERENCE (EA PLAY ONLY!)

Microsoft - Sunday, June 9 @ 9 PM BST

Bethesda - Monday, June 10 @ 1:30 AM BST

Devolver Digital - Monday, June 10 @ 3 AM BST

PC Gaming - Monday, June 10 @ 6 PM BST

Ubisoft - Monday, June 10 @ 9 PM BST

SquareEnix  - Tuesday, June 11 @ 2 AM BST

Nintendo - Tuesday, June 11 @ 5 PM BST

Sony - NO E3 PRESS CONFERENCE! (Won’t even be there.)

AU/NZ Conference + Times:

EA - Friday, June 7th & 9th @ NO CONFERENCE (EA PLAY ONLY!)

Microsoft - Monday, June 10 @ 6 AM AEST / 8 AM NZST

Bethesda - Monday, June 10 @ 10:30 AM AEST / 12:30 PM NZST

Devolver Digital - Monday, June 10 @ 12 PM AEST / 2 PM NZST

PC Gaming - Tuesday, June 11 @ 5 AM AEST / 7 AM NZST

Ubisoft - Tuesday, June 11 @ 6 AM AEST / 8 AM NZST 

SquareEnix  - Tuesday, June 11 @ 11 AM AEST / 1 PM NZST 

Nintendo - Wednesday, June 12 @ 2 AM AEST / 4 AM NZST

Sony - NO E3 PRESS CONFERENCE! (Won’t even be there.)

LIVESTREAMS

Main E3 Streams:

Twitch

Mixer

Youtube

Facebook

Twitter

Company Streams:

Sony (Twitch / YouTube)  [Keeping up just in case.]

Xbox (Twitch / YouTube)  

Nintendo (Twitch / YouTube)

PC Gaming (Twitch / YouTube)  

Bethesda (Twitch / YouTube)  

EA Games (Twitch / YouTube)

Ubisoft (Twitch / YouTube)

Square Enix (Twitch / YouTube)

Other Streams:

IGN - (YouTube / Twitch / Facebook / Twitter) [E3 Info]

Gamespot - (YouTube / Twitch / Facebook / Twitter) [E3 Info]

MISC SOURCES

Game Informer / Duel Shockers / Siliconera / Gematsu / NeoGaf / ResetEra 

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