Screams

My blog is a mess and My name is alex. Have fun with my obsessions.

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I was a child, people told me I was an old soul because of my ability to understand the world around me. Now, I’m almost 30 years old and that understanding has turned into a cynical, sarcastic humor where my coping mechanism is to make jokes about everything. Now people tell me I’m childish.

[bob-belcher]

September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

[w0wls]

Cover your kids in plastic and watch them flourish

[houseofjonn]

[impatient14]

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

[phantastic-dan]

[atimburtonfan]

[wanksclub-deactivated20141104]

*15 years old boy voice* alcohol

[knownhoe]

alcohol

[dreamboydaniel]

a rainbow of phil lester

[mushysuggestion]

dan and phil are in love

[just-shower-thoughts]

My way of flirting is looking at the person I’m attracted to and hoping they’re braver than I am.

[girlwhowasonfire]

the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper

The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth

[girlwhowasonfire]

i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this

[1st-1]

This ………

[gish]

would you tattoo jensen's face on your ass?

i already have. That’s why that person said “I hate your white ass” in this answer time earlier. That was a Sam fan mad that i don’t have a Jared tattoo on my ass. What she didn’t realize was that I have Jared’s ass tatted on my chest.

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

are you http because ://

[k-worlddd]

[citrinecoven]

✨🌿🌸🌷🌸🌿✨

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Amazing words! Just notice this!

#PrideMonth