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break time

[lesbii-cool]

[anxietyproblem]

[quilahyrenn]

can the seinfeld theme come back to tumblr please? i’ve really had the time of my life

[quilahyrenn]

it's almost been a decade, I'm not asking anymore. bring back festivus mode so i can die in peace

[death-grits]

*cries under the mistletoe with a bottle of vodka*

[tamagocchi999]

twas the night before christmas and all through the house

not a sound could be heard except the click of my mouse

[lugoji]

((is it socially acceptable to post this yet))

[nevvzealand-deactivated20130227]

christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe im not going to be kissed under

[the-seventeenthdoctor]

This post comes around every year and every year it’s just as relevant.

[egberts]

looks like october is…. octover

[talionislex-deactivated20131217]

[valkyriecain]

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

[coloneldonut]

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

[sabrinagrimm-deactivated2015081]

me huntin for the pussy

[sabrinagrimm-deactivated2015081]

SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

[skullhazard]

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

[crimewave420]

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

[un-sunny]

…

… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D

[fruitandfitspo]

[coffee-and-biscotti]

the garlic bread one

[thehalfassvegetarian-deactivate]

I feel like that is me and that is why I have no friends.

[lbardugo-deactivated20210617]

But the little ghost looks so much happier after!

[thewritersramblings]

ah yes, the lesser known cousin of the Assassin’s Creed.

[canisalbus]

Snare

[quilahyrenn]

Every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, I'll continue to spend the majority of my life updating it.

[safingual]