i am living in 2016

toby | 26 | internet apothicon | i would die for tank dempsey

[doctorpeck]

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[edinburgh-by-the-sea]

Scottish summer dreams

[lakevida]

two dollar meal would you buy it for two dollars

[to-orrr]

summer sketches 🌾

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[were--ralph]

I put the "i" in dick but together we put the "us" in pussy

[the-haiku-bot]

I put the “i” in

dick but together we put

the “us” in pussy

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[were--ralph]

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[stay-the-knight]

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[godcon]

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ectoimp]

[cameoappearance]

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..