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[averyterrible]

i have not addressed this before, but i feel it necessary to finally speak my truth: i hate all of you for constantly subjecting me to pictures of Robert Downey Jr., even as a "joke"

[maxknightley]

[sackboys-moved]

Happy TDOV!! Made a small comic, cutting my hair short was pretty much when I went. oh yeah baybe. its all comin together😏😏

[sackboys-moved]

SHOUTOUT TO THIS PERSON THEY GET IT

[neenarchive]

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

[neenarchive]

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

[neenarchive]

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

[marlynnofmany]

It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.

[homokommari]

america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser here

[homokommari]

if i got rescued by a superhero id be like "theres a 50% chance u are a secret billionaire, go kill off bezos if u really wanna help me". if a magical girl rescued me id be like "thank u girl, good luck on ur math test!"

[homokommari]

oh but if spiderman saved me i'd be like "thank u boy, good luck on ur math test!"

[wern]

our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide

a girl wrote "es para mike wazowski" and the chat went insane

[desinteresse]

The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

[desinteresse]

Me when im awake, alert, unmedicated, sober and not religious

[weaver-z]

Having a mom who loves writing as much as you do rules

[weaver-z]

Me texting my mom with my mic muted in Zoom class: This guy just told me to add an extended flashback to my story to replace dialogue

My mom: IGNORE that hack sweetie

[weaver-z]

You are SO right small domestic cats in my notes

[fufaitazu]

cave johnson here. the lab boys have told me that the giant, hideous slug we’ve been extracting gel from for the last two months may be… i mean, how do you want me to say this– it’s homophobic. i don’t even know if it’s been near a homosexual employee or employees, but damned if it doesn’t pitch a fit whenever two men are within five feet of each other. i can’t fire the thing, it’s not on the payroll, so: if you ARE a homosexual under our employ. invest in salt.

[thatadhdfeel]

Not Yelling At Children is Better Than Yelling At Children, More At 11

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[weaver-z]

My mom is mad that I'm busy on nights when the local bar has trivia because I know weird facts that always happen to be on the quiz. A few weeks ago she was pissed because they'd missed the question "What is the condition of having two differently-colored eyes called?" and when she told me she'd missed it I immediately said "Oh, heterochromia." And she was so mad. I asked what her team had written. She showed me the paper. They'd written "Bi?"

[mjalti]

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

[sovietshopaholic]

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

[beardedmrbean]

[nottodaycia]

[calware]

[aquarian-valerian]

I looked up the deleted post and the husband literally made fake websites and used homestuck lore from vriska's name origin to trick his wife into thinking it was to do with her interest in astrology.

This man is on a other level.

[calware]

[ciswomenofficial]

phrases you never expect to hear

[07-chan]

[misfit-toy-haven]

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

[niijima]

[pickledh]

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

[battlevilla]

[solardrake]