the children are the future

[quintenpls]

How the hell did I get stuck with the job of looking over the prom?

[alessandra-samford]

You just told me a minute ago that you basically hated teenage girls……..last time I checked high schools were filled with those. 

[quintenpls]

I never said I hated teenage girls, I just said I had to avoid their idea of fun. You know... because I'm a teacher?

[pippaxd-amore]

Of course. The only good thing to come out of Albuquerque was High School Musical, and that was a fictional school, so.. That’s unfortunate. You should probably go to the zoo to relax or something.

[quintenpls]

They have pretty good tacos there, you know?

[alessandra-samford]

You’re a high school teacher? Well no wonder. Clearly you aren’t normal because what kind of sane person decides to be one? That’s like, torturing yourself. Are you punishing yourself for something?

[quintenpls]

Wow, what? I just have a passion for teaching and teenagers will give you the most accomplished experience. So, no, I'm not punishing myself.

[pippaxd-amore]

… What corner of Take-everything-seriouslyville did you crawl out of?

[quintenpls]

Albuquerque Private College? 

[alessandra-samford]

Are you normal?

[quintenpls]

As normal as a high school teacher can be.

[pippaxd-amore]

Yeah, it’s called the mall.

[quintenpls]

That was a very concerning response.

[alessandra-samford]

Yet you’d rather pre-pubescent children running around everywhere and sad animals in a cage?

[quintenpls]

Yeah?

[alessandra-samford]

Excuse me? Clearly we’ve never met before but I assume that you’ve already put me in the category of starbucks loving-diet obsessed-teenage white girl who’s idea of fun is shopping and partying every weekend, right? 

[quintenpls]

Uh... I was more just referring to the partying part. And anything that might involve teenage girls in general.

[alessandra-samford]

That’s a little condescending, although sort of true. But I am the best person to ask about fun activities appropriate for ages over ten years old.

[quintenpls]

How unfortunate it is that I have to avoid a teenage girl's idea of fun at all costs, huh?

[alessandra-samford]

Whoever told you that probably isn’t from around here. 

[quintenpls]

Why do I get the feeling you're probably not the best person to ask about things like zoo's around here?

[quintenpls]

I heard this place has a pretty good zoo?