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     ——————— i.    ii.    iii.                    independent luke smith rp blog               ’ — and i was made by aliens to destroy the world ! ‘

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        ❛ It was a joke. ❜

            ❛-------- But, still.❜                       ❛Why did you do it ?❜

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          ❛ Yes, yes it is. ❜                    ❛ Why did I go through with it ? I’d tell you but then I’d have                       to hack into your family computer, download the data                       and then delete what is left. ❜

            ❛Well ; I doubt you'd get very far with that.❜                           ❛—— My family computer is a lot harder to hack than you'd think.❜

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Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged.

tagged by: musthaveloved tagging: whoever wants to do it tbh bc its a lot of questions

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage - cappuccino

2. last phone call - my... doctor???? i think ?????

3. last text message - probably to tammy ngl im a loner

4. last song you listened to - Ballast - Nothing More

5. last time you cried - This morning #but it was like over fictional characters not anything u need to worry about

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice - nah

7. been cheated on - nah

8. kissed someone & regretted it - laughs oh my god yeah. altho technically they kissed me it was more sort of a #what do i d o momemt

9. lost someone special - yeah

10. been depressed - idk apparently im showing signs of depression maybe but hey self-diagnosing yourself is bad.

11. been drunk and threw up - nah

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

black / shamrock green / blue

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend - yup

16. Fallen out of love - nope

17. Laughed until you cried - laughs yes. it was comedy gold.

18. Met someone who changed you - weeeeelll no not really.

19. Found out who your true friends are - you never find out who your true friends are, you never know who's gonna stab you in the back until they do.

20. Found out someone was talking about you - sort of i guess.

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list - oh. yeah. i think. if i still have him on it idk??? its okay tho i dumped him bc he was stupid. i mean seriously how hard is it to pull a lever on Tomb Raider? also he once told me i couldn't play the playstation because i was a girl and im like ??? m8 ru serious i completed tomb raider in like a day. TWICE. plz. go away.

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life - all of them besides five. and those five are tammy, hana, gabrielle, my great aunt (&herfamily) in canada, and one cousin i havent met.

24. Do you have any pets - i personally, have none, because my bearded dragon ironically died two weeks before Thor 2 came out in cinemas (his name was Loki don't judge me.) but family wise, yeah, we've got a snake, two rabbits, & a dog.

25. Do you want to change your name - a bit. some people cant pronounce the 'th' in my name & it irks me. seriously. my name is heather. not hever. and u know i want to officially change my last name to Sherminator.

26. What did you do for your last birthday - We went to jimmy chungs and i ate so much chinese food.

27. What time did you wake up today - technically 6:00AM but i didnt get out of bed till 12:30PM.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night - talking to people & writing.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for - the new series of Death in Paradise. I've been waiting almost a whole year now i cant #cries.

30. Last time you saw your Mother - this morning before she went to work.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? - maybe the entire schooling system.

32. What are you listening to right now - Map of the Problematique - Muse

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? - I don't... think so ????? but i might have. idk. there's a lot of toms around.

34. What’s getting on your nerves right now - my health issues.

35. Most visited webpage - tumblr.

36. Blood type - i never got told but i refuse to go in for another blood test. probably O- like my mum.

37. Nickname - H, Haggis, Monkey, Nerd.

38. Relationship Status - single

39. Zodiac sign - virgo

40. Pronouns - her/she

41. Elementary - what's elementary? OH IS THAT LIKE PRIMARY SCHOOL? right. no im not in primary school. 

42. High School - 5th year of high school and planning on just dropping out and failing at everything because im 120% done with the educative system.

43. College - i don't want to go. i want to stay home and write books my entire life. i dont want to leave the house or move out because i hate change.

44. Hair color - very very very very very very very very dark brown.

45. Long or short - long & short, actually. sorta. i guess. its weird. my hair's weird.

46. Height - 5’4”.

47. Do you have a crush on someone? - yes.

48. What do you like about yourself? - my """"endearing""" personality.

50. Tattoos - none. but i want some.

51. Righty or lefty - ambidextrousy. but i favour my right for most activities.

52. First surgery - I had to get my adenoids & tonsils removed in order to stop getting colds so easily and to help me breathe better. also at the same time i had to get ear grommets put in bc i had hearing problems when i was younger.

53. First piercing - ears. it didn't last. they tried to take them out and i panicked a lot then threw up. never again.

54. First best friend(s) - i don't think i've ever had a best friend in real life but i guess Siobhan comes close. Even if she kind of ditches me for other people a lot. 55. First sport you joined - Cricket. What ? Don't judge me. I was born in England what did you EXPECT.

56. First vacation - England. Probably.

58. First pair of trainers - ?????? sorry i dont understand the question ??? 

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating - nothin

60. Drinking - that cappuccino i mentioned earlier

61. I’m about to - write replies on fitz

62. Listening to - i dont remember what the band is called. something about... paint?? white?? maybe painted in white??? is that a band?? idk

63. Waiting for - life to do something interesting like. i dont know. just something not boring. otherwise i might just wither away and die. im so bored of everything & nothing exciting ever happens.

64. Want kids? - LAUGHS UM NO

65. Get Married? - no plz

66. Career? - i want to be an author

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes - lips. eyes are far too distracting. eyes

68. Hugs or kisses - huGS

69. Shorter or taller - wait are we talking about WHAT WE'D LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? OH??? okay brb changing a thing. Taller. Definitely taller.

70. Older or Younger - sort of my age but taller

71. Romantic or spontaneous - what does spontaneous mean. i dont think i want to know actually.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms - it doesnt matter to me if i truly love them.

73. Sensitive or loud - can't he be both? im both.

74. Hook-up or relationship - relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant - hesitant. last time i hung out with a trouble maker i got so much second hand embarrassment i almost cried in TESCO

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger - why would i even

77. Drank hard liquor - nooo

78. Lost glasses/contacts - frequently

79. Sex on first date - wOAH NO

80. Broke someone’s heart - if i have that's their fault for not telling me because im an asshole sometimes. and i try not to be. im not a mind reader.

81. Had your own heart broken - yeah

82. Been arrested - no. i got yelled at by a policeman for swearing in the street tho. once. but i was v/ angry tbh i never swear in public it was just a coincidence.

83. Turned someone down - yeah. that time my ex boyfriend wanted to go out again and i was like 'wow. im flattered but also not really plz leave me alone'

84. Cried when someone died - when rik mayall died. wow im so upset. no.

85. Fallen for a friend - maybe.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself - nah

87. Miracles - i want to. i really, really want to. and i mean i should, because the fact that the human race even exists was just pure luck on a universal scale. that was a miracle.

88. Love at first sight - yes.

89. Heaven - im an atheist bro.

90. Santa Claus - no. when i was nine my dad put soot on his boots and pretended they were santa's footprints. but i measured them and looked at the markings on the bottom of the shoes. im not an idiot and im far too curious i just sorta figured it out.

91. Kiss on the first date - depends on the person.

92. Angels - in a metaphorical sense, i know a lot of angels personally. anyone who's ever been there for me is an angel.

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"Somehow, it seems that earth  always  will thrive,  doesn’t  it?”

     He was glad that this child didn’t offer his condolences.       In a way, it sparked the emotion called anger within him.       Half the lifeforms that do so don’t mean it half the time.

                 ( It's not that   Luke    did  not  feel   SORRY                             for   the  other.    Of  course,  losing one's   home,                             their   family,  friends,   &   whatever   else   they                              may hold dear would be a depressing occurrence. )                                      ( It's simply because he could not relate. He did not know                                        how   it   felt. He had only experienced loss on  a   minor                                        scale in comparison. )                      (  & he would not want to insult the man in any way                          -- he had no idea of the culture he might possess. )                     ❛-- Maybe.❜             ❛  But... ------ surely if you're half human  ❜                                       ❛  you could still call the Earth a home ? ❜                         ❛Couldn't you ?❜

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            ❛    i   didn’t.     ❜                             &  worn  digits  scour the extension,  yet rather                               DIALING,  knowledge to  press  &  jam  buttons,                             to    H A C K   comes as   instinct.                                                                 ❛  ` luke  ` ,   was  it ?     ❜

       ❛— You didn't ? Why did you, then ?❜                                       (    He watches as she moves her fingers                                           across    the keys, a naturally  curious                                           expression crossing youthful features.                                           Though   he refrains from asking   any                                           q      u     e     s    t    i     o     n    s     .     )                ( Wouldn't want to be  n o s y . )                                                                 ❛-- Yeah.❜                                                  ❛  What's your name ?  ❜

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*offers mun a puppy to cheer them up* :/

*boops u* i dont need a puppy bc i've got u

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"Right, d’you want… dunno, tips or somethin’, then?                                ’Ere’s one— if y’find something in                                 a proper joke book? Don’t use                                 those. Bit too old, those. Reckon                                 the better ones will be the ones                                 still travelling by word of mouth.”

     ❛So, older jokes aren't funny ?❜                           ❛   ---- But wouldn't mainstream jokes be boring ?   ❜             ❛    'Cause everyone would already have heard them recently.     ❜

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i was running out in the cold light wondering where to go run away without you

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                             ❛—- I suppose.❜

        ❛---- So... ❜                                 ❛  Do you want something to drink ?  ❜                    ❛ Tea ?❜                                          ❛   Coffee ?  ❜

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         ❛No, well, you’d hope not.❜                           ❛   But that is the best way to have an adventure.  ❜

    ❛As long as you didn't end up so lost you couldn't find your way out----❜                                 ❛  I wouldn't imagine an adventure being any fun  ❜                 ❛      if it never ends.     ❜                              ❛--- I mean, what if you wanted to get home ?❜

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                                         independent psi.                                  ❛ I suppose I must have loved them. ❜                                                       theme & graphic cred.

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                                    ❝ Yeah                      you’re actually probably ❞                                                 right there. The TARDIS is helpful,                                               clever old girl- she helps me to keep                                                          track of all the days.                                          

         ❛That's good, then.❜                           ❛   At least that way you wouldn't get ʟᴏsᴛ.  ❜

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      ❛ sounds  tedious, if you ask me.                   you already have a name, right?             why do you need to make another? ❜

          ❛I'm... really not the right person to be asking.❜                                 (         & he shrugs.         )                                       (    A gentle shake of the head.    )                     (  He has no idea how to answer that question.  )