[kaijuno]

My body is not a temple it’s a burnt down Taco Bell

[asianartiste]

“I don’t have the slightest idea what it means that you’ve been dreaming in anime, John.”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[corpish]

You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[royalandmelanated]

[abugida-blog]

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[driflloon]

sung hee kim for singles korea mar. 2019

[pastrytown-deactivated20190204]

[completelykorra]

Just so you know there was a scene during my test screening of into the spiderverse where Peter Porker says fuck and I just went and watched the final film tonight and they cut it out. It appeared in a speech bubble with a bunch of symbols like “f$&@!”. He also had a horrifying line about one of his family members dying and it smelling like singed bacon that legit got gasps during the test screening but they cut that as well. I just want you to know they made John Mulaney say so much weird shit that did not make it into the final cut of the film and y’all better pray they put it in the extended features because I was DEVASTATED at some of the jokes they removed.

[ruusalor]

Fun fact, they didnt make John say any of that stuff. in an interview he said that, since he was a comedian he was told to “have fun with it” during his recording sessions; which apparently lead to a lot of swearing and morbid jokes for at least 2 hours before he stopped and asked what the movie was rated. “PG.”

“Oh, so you can’t use anything that I’ve said at all”

“No, no we cant.”

“Well why didnt you guys stop me sooner??”

“You were having fun with it.”

[hydro-homies]

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Anežka (Agnes) Kašpárková

(via 90-Year-Old Czech Grandma Turns Small Village Into Her Art Gallery By Hand-Painting Flowers On Its Houses | Bored Panda)

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

What a goddess

[puniper]

my sister’s birthday is tomorrow and im going to staples to see if i can make wrapping paper out of this

[puniper]

we built this city…

[barbienefertiti]

[floralobsessednerd]

[sobeitjayt]

All im saying is we both got $2 if we put it together we can get a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s and split it

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]