Blorbos my Beloved

Just an egg that has too many special little interests.

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Made the mistake of browsing the backrooms tag, I KEEP SEEING:

-People thirsting over Bobby, who had, like, 10 minutes of sceentime and DIED.

-People saying it was racist, because a black character had character flaws.

Like, I try not to believe the media literacy on this site is piss-poor but GOD. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE HORROR ASPECTS OF A HORROR MOVIE MORE???

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GUESS WHO JUST SAW THE BACKROOMS MOVIE!!!

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Thought too hard about Megamix Skull Man and almost started crying.

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[dimonds456]

Tumblr hates trans women so REBLOG IF TRANS WOMEN ARE WELCOME HERE!! We love you!

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WARNING: MADMAN'S RAMBLINGS ON A MINECRAFT ARG VIDEO AHEAD.

Okay, so I have thoughts about the Minecraft ARG Video "Searching for a world that doesn't exist." by Wifies -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V7Rvo4Gvic Watch it if you haven't already, it is SO GOOD. Spoilers ahead.

The protagonist is SO SMART what the HELL finally something interesting, a character that makes ALL THE RIGHT DECISIONS AND IS ACTUALLY SMART ABOUT HOW HE DEALS WITH UNKNOWN HORRORS AND STILL ENDS UP AT THE HORROR'S MERCY, not because they made dumb mistakes or panicked or worried about self-imposed rules (turning on peaceful mode to not starve to death, just breaking through the door with a pickaxe, etc.), but because the monster was smarter than them, it's just so refreshing.

No cheap jump-scares either!

There's the creepy whispering and torches going out, sure, but nothing "in-your-face-haha-gotcha" about it! Everything is so glaringly empty yet there's always the sense that there is something there, following!

Even at the end, when D3rlord3 (right? that's the spelling?) goes through the gates and SEES whatever monster is on the other side (King in Yellow, I know, I know.) It's not an immediate reaction to run away, he just... looks at it for a few seconds, then turns away and runs.

AND THE FACT THAT HE ENDED UP IN THE EXACT POINT HE STARTED- UGH, MINDFUCK! HOW?!

D3RLORD3'S MIND GOT SO UNRAVELED AT THE END, HE KNEW WHO WOULD FIND THIS WORLD NEXT, AND LEFT A WARNING!

GOD.

FUCKING.

DAMN.

anyways, how are y'all doing?

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY THE SEQUEL VIDEO CAME OUT!

HERE WE GO AGAIN!

watch before reading so no spoilers pls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnTycJg1MIo

OH

MY

GOODNESS

Avery just speed running the first half of the adventure in creative mode was funny, and the singular gold block on the other end of the gate took me out lol. BUT THE TRANSITION TO BEING FORCEFULLY PUT INTO SURVIVAL MODE WAS INSANE! All those different worlds behind those gates, every one was stunning! And Avery's character, oh my gosh! You can see this guy struggling with all the complex nonsense of the world! He wants to be like d3rlord and be smart, but he can't, and he struggles with that, he gets frustrated, he brute-forces the annoying puzzles.

WHAT WAS WRITTEN IN THAT BOOK IN THE CHURCH?!?!

Avery went through TWELVE HOURS of a depressive cycle! d3rlord was genuinely disgusted by what he read! What the fuck was in that book?!

The King in Yellow's eyes in the darkness, oh my goodness.

AND THERE ARE STILL SO MANY QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED!

Why Avery? Who left those crafting tables? What was that random code in the library d3rlord found?

I have so many thoughts I cannot properly articulate.

10/10

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What if I threw up

[smallpwbbles]

[bumpsyp1ains]

WHAT

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HEYYYYYYYYY EVERYBODY SO I JUST SAW THE LATEST TADC EPISODE AND

WHAT THE FUCK

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THAT'S WHY HE'S CALLED CAINE OH MY GOD

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HEYYYYYYYYY EVERYBODY SO I JUST SAW THE LATEST TADC EPISODE AND

WHAT THE FUCK

[zikadraws]

Say NO !!! to the Twitterisation of every social media site ✊

[liquidsnace]

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Me: Yeah, I like Mega Man a lot, but should I really call it a "Hyperfixation"?

The Mega Man Shrine in my room:

Me: Yeah, you're probably right

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screw it, showing y'all my mental illness.

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WARNING: MORE THOUGHTS FROM ME

Okay, so you remember my post about Mega Man/Sonic crossover but it's Shadow that's sent to the MM verse (Old man in lab coat, young blonde-haired girl, y'know, reliving trauma) but I've thought of a funnier character to send to Sonic's verse.

Duo, defender of justice

He just SHOWS UP on a world full of small animal people all like "Greetings!" and everyone is just fuckin staring at him because who is this??? is this an Eggman scheme??

He tells everyone his name is Duo and Tangle, Whisper, and Lanolin all visibly flinch because COME THE FUCK ON! ANOTHER ONE?!

Eventually he explains who he is and everyone calms down a bit, then Eggman shows up (because of course) and everyone watches Duo, just like, slap Metal Sonic a few miles away with is oversized hand.

I think it would be funny idk.

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X, Zero, and Axl find themselves unable to fully enjoy Top Gun.

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BTW if anyone wants to hear some of my Mega Man headcanons then feel free to ask!