Tales Told By an Idiot

[rewind01]

[jarjarbieber]

[imklubb]

[steamreviews]

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

[misterhayden]

WOW! IT’S TIME TO READ A COMIC! IT’S COMICS TIME!

[kleroterion]

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Hotel Conifornia is a hilarious randomly generated room-finding adventure in which you attempt to find your hotel room by walking into random rooms and talking to some rather odd people, most of whom have been in town to attend conventions – including furry cons, vape cons and air con cons!

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)

[theonion]

FBI Shuts Down Prominent New ISIS Recruitment Website

WASHINGTON—Saying the measure would greatly aid efforts to combat the rise of anti-American sentiment online, the FBI announced Tuesday that it had shut down a prominent new ISIS recruitment website, www.whitehouse.gov. “Blocking sites like this one, which spread propaganda in the effort to attract people to ISIS, is vital to winning the war on terror,” said spokesperson Terrence Moreland, adding that the FBI recently became aware of the site after prominent ISIS leaders began posting on social media in support of the online recruitment hub. “While it can be hard to keep up with the number of internet outlets posting Islamic extremist propaganda, ultimately sites like whitehouse.gov are the greatest resource ISIS has to incite terrorism against the U.S. Even though we finally managed to shut it down after a little more than a week, the site was so popular that there’s no telling how many individuals have already been radicalized.” Moreland went on to say that the FBI was also contacting Twitter to request the removal of several prominent accounts known to encourage ISIS recruitment, including @DHSgov, @POTUS, and @realDonaldTrump, but admitted there was only so much it could do to silence such a determined enemy.

[willow]

[gogomrbrown]

while Flint suffers from toxic water the US government gave $38 billion in military aid to israel so they can keep killing palestinians

[waggtoon]

I thought this scene needed to be gifed, so I gifed it.

[hammandbuble]

#Drag em Kermit

[la-reina-de-rosas-deactivated20]

[florenctts]

[cahootings]

What, pray tell, the fuck

[horriblewarning-deactivated2025]

DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.

[almost-always-eventually-right]

Cards Against Humanity is a group of people writing immensely offensive joke prompts and punchlines for a living, and if they’re collectively a better person than you are when it comes to being called out on offensive language and jokes, you should really reconsider your behavior.

This is encouraging.

[nonomella-deactivated20171016]

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

[cthullhu-deactivated20170910]

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

[whatthecurtains]

“It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written”

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline

[greenbryn]

@nightlovechild

[lierdumoa]

This is a legit psychology phenomenon tho like there’s a stop motion version of Alice and Wonderland that adults find viscerally horrifying, but children think is nbd. It’s like in that ‘toy story’ period of development kids are all kind of high key convinced that their stuffed animals lead secret lives when they’re not looking and that they’re sleeping on top of a child-eating monster every night so they see a movie like Coraline and are just like “Ah, yes. A validation of my normal everyday worldview. Same thing happened to me last Tuesday night. I told mommy and she just smiled and nodded.”

[wahbegan]

Stephen King had this whole spiel i found really interesting about this phenomenon about how kids have like their own culture and their own literally a different way of viewing and interpreting the world with its own rules that’s like secret and removed from adult culture and that you just kinda forget ever existed as you grow up it’s apparently why he writes about kids so much

[dollsahoy]

Remember, Americans, what you are or are not watching on TV is only measured for ratings if you are actively participating in a Neilsen Families program.  If you are not actively part of the Neilsen system, your TV viewing habits are not monitored.

…however…if you–thousands of you–say, spend Friday evening live-tweeting whatever it is other that you’re watching, flooding Twitter with that other info, that could get some attention…