My Name is Av

That's all you need to know.

[toskarin]

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

[yaoist]

-- Joseph Smith

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

creampie.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

i’m spitting up blood

[feraligatr]

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

[feraligatr]

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

[feraligatr]

shajkldhskjladfhjklsdgkljdaghdsajlkgh

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[theveryworstthing]

the fight is harder each year.

[theveryworstthing]

gotta keep going because nothing ever stops.

[theveryworstthing]

you deserve to be new and whole.

[nervosityperson]

Can someone explain what’s happening besides someone being reborn?

[naamahdarling]

In the first comic, which is from the Warrior’s point of view, the Warrior has defeated the Monster, who jeers that there will always be another Monster to fight. The Monster dissolves into mist, leaving another tiny, baby Monster in its place. The Warrior picks up this helpless new baby Monster and carries it away. They will try again and do better this time.

In the second comic, which is from the Monster’s point of view, the Monster says that this has to happen; it can’t come with the Warrior, and there will always be another.  It tells the Warrior to use what they have learned to fight.  It wants to die knowing that the Warrior has hope for the future.  It dissolves into mist, and the exhausted Warrior collapses. The new baby Monster comes and brings the Warrior some water in a leaf.  Because we are reading this in the Monster’s voice, we realize that it is a new Monster, but also somehow, magically, the same.  We also see that the Monster is not inherently evil.  It is only very strong, and inevitable.

The third comic is a dialogue between the Monster and the Warrior.  The Warrior is exhausted and horrifically wounded. The Monster is also horribly maimed.  They are both dying. The Warrior doesn’t want to fight anymore.  The Monster tells them to rest and heal. The Warrior hands over their amulet, and we see the Monster’s paw become a hand just before they both dissolve into mist.  It clears, revealing that the Monster has turned into a beautiful humanoid, who says they will take care of the new baby monster the Warrior has turned into.  The two have changed roles.  The Warrior takes up the former Warrior’s gear and strides into the new year with the new baby Monster riding on their shoulders.

It is a beautiful, ruthless, hopeful metaphor about keeping up the good fight, year after year, even when we are worn down, and how we can still face the new year with hope and light, no matter how painful the last one was, and how it is okay to rest if we can’t fight.

[nealashitposts]

I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell

I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you. 

So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.” 

So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened. 

So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.

Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.

Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?” 

[thedorkdionysia]

[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

Imagine living with what you believe to be a tiny sociopath for 12 years, and just never discussing it

[random-brushstrokes]

Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)

[wizardshark]

Absolutely fucking dying over the name of this painting. We've had cats figured out since day fucking one

[apricops]

Yeah sorry we revised your boyfriend based on new archaeological evidence. Turns out that the fall of the Western Roman Empire affected him a lot more than we previously thought. Yeah he’s malnourished and had no access to trade goods now, sorry

[apricops]

Hey sorry we revised your boyfriend again based on other archaeological evidence. Turns out the fall of the Western Roman Empire didn’t hurt him that bad. Yeah his local warlord-chieftain still maintained a network of patronage and connections with Mediterranean trade routes, we found foreign pots in his burial site. he might’ve even been literate

[almost-a-recluse]

please revise him to being buried, and stop digging up my flowerbed, or future scholars will debate whether the fall of my shovel had widespread effects on your spine

[luminiel]

HAAAAAANK!!!! HANK IT'S NOT A BOOSTER! HANK! THIS YEARS COVID SHOT IS A WHOLE NEW VACCINATION SERIES THAT GIVES YOU RESISTANCE TO STRAINS THAT HAVE EMERGED SINCE 2021 , HANK!!! IT'S AN UPDATE, NOT A BOOSTER!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

[predatory-lesbians]

and only like 15% of the population has the updated vaxx right now. yall are NO LONGER VACCINATED unless u got the shot since late september 2023

[naamahdarling]

NOBODY TOLD ME THIS?!

Anyway, glad I got it!

[heyitsspaceace]

what strange historical event would you wanna see in doctor who? because personally i would love to see the emu war or the great molasses flood

[autumn-doodles]

Jfk assassination and we find out it WAS ALIENS ALL ALONG

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

i think there's already an extended universe book about that (and also the 9th doctor was canonically at his assassination)

[autumn-doodles]

W H A T I NEED THIS

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

don't need to, they already did:

(it's in rose when rose goes to see clive)

[queenlovett]

Never Forget

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Snow flakes have the same structure as human neurons. Some scientists have suggested that, water being conductive, large snow banks may be able to function as intelligent brains.

[ossicle]

Someone come here and debunk this shit

[goforbronze]

I can help! As a scientist, I’ve done some research, and this was posted by a blog called “facts I just made up” and have since hypothesized that it is a made up untruthful words.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Slam me all you like but I won’t have you mocking the words as untruthful. This post contains a diverse cast of almost 20 words, all of them truthful. Words like “Scientists,” “Function,” “Conductive” and “Intelligent” have appeared in numerous scientific journals and works of classic literature. Without “Conductivity” we wouldn’t have some of the most important works ever written on electricity. And “Function” has played a leading role not only in algebra, but in explaining what conjunction junctions do.

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[i-am-a-fish]

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

[neitherthehoneynorthebee]

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

[jethroq]

one of the bright spots of the smartphone era has been text messages as evidence in court. these motherfuckers do not know how to organize a crime.

[jethroq]

[mitamajr]

[astrotheyge]

[astrotheyge]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[princie33]

Vsauce videos show neurotypical people what it’s like to have ADHD

[hexagonification]

“The actor who played Air Bud, Buddy the dog, passed away in 1998 at the age of 9.”

[He removes a candle from a small cake and sets it down on the table before him, alongside eight other candles.]

“Now, take a look at this.”

[He orients the first eight candles to form a pair of W’s, spelling out “WWI” altogether.  The usual Vsauce music fades out, replaced with an unsettling low tone.]

“Let’s talk about World War I.”

[fun-size-potato]

why would you leave this in the tags

[e-the-village-cryptid]

[ID: screenshot of a tag reading “my brain is like if every word in a wikipedia article was clickable” /End ID]