the quotarum

welcome to the land of funny quotes disguised as bad poems | inspired by @thefliplets on Twitter

[quotarum]

first of all

my parents

live in Ohio

i live

in the moment

- h.i.m.y.m.

[quotarum]

what can i say?

papa

gets

swag

- h.i.m.y.m.

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i'm sorry

is this

a discussion

of the degree

to which you

stabbed me?

- h.i.m.y.m.

[quotarum]

ain't

no thing

but

a chicken wing

mamacita

- h.i.m.y.m.

[quotarum]

it doesn't

rhyme

all good predictions

rhyme

- t.w.

[quotarum]

but then

i remember

i'm

a naughty bitch

- t. g. p.

[quotarum]

i'm telling you

Molotov cocktails

work

anytime i

had a problem

and i threw a

Molotov cocktail

boom

right away

i had a different problem

- t. g. p.

[quotarum]

what do we do?

panic?

freak?

i usually panic

but

i am happy

to freak

- t. g. p.

[quotarum]

we love each other

she

makes the bass drop

in my heart

- t. g. p.

[quotarum]

I'm dead

you're dead

we all died

and now

we're killing her

pay it forward

- t. g. p.

[quotarum]

we were

star-crossed

haters

- b. n. n.

[quotarum]

these

old ass eyes

will be

reading your tombstone

- b. n. n.

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the only way

i'm gonna die

is

if you touch me

with one of your

boney fingers

and

drag me across

the river Styx

you reaper

- b. n. n.

[quotarum]

don't love

how we got here

but

we're going

where i want

- b. n. n.

[quotarum]

the hospital called

your test results

came back positive

you're a

stage five dumbass

- b. n. n.

[quotarum]

"but

you hate humour"

well

i'm a joke now

so

it suits me

- b. n. n.

[quotarum]

my groom gut

is a

fancy bitch

- b. n. n.