Yes, real people did say that.

Quote blog dedicated to all the funny quotes I've heard in the past 17 years I try to post roughly once a day

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Main blog -> @laurenpool2711

Welcome to my side blog!

This is a blog dedicated to all the funny and dumb shit myself, friends and family have said :D

Trying to post around 1 quote per day

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*A father's response to his daughter

"I do not consent!!!"

"WELL CONSENT ANYWAYS!!!"

(They were just playing cards XD)

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*Trying to explain lgbtq+ to an alter boy

"Look, you got your gay and your lesbians, your pots and pans, a bunch of bicycles and triangles (there's a lot of shapes in there tbh). Truth is it's a spectrum- like autism! :D"

-A furry that's not actually a furry 6/2/2026

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"Hey are you mine? Cause I wanna make you craft......WAIT!"

-Rizzly Bear September 2022

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"Sorry guys, the sun's too bright, I can't hear."

-Random girl that was on the bus 7/6/2025