Out of context quotes from teachers

Quotes from teachers with no context About as many filters as these teachers have Feel free to send me an ask or submission, past or present, idc Posts every day or so, might change in the future I shuffle the Queue whenever I think about it and/or when i add a bunch of new quotes

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Hi, I'm Out of context quotes from teachers. That's what I post. Pretty self explanatory.

There's about as many filters as these teachers have, if the quote specifically

Feel free to send me an ask or submission with a quote from a teacher, past or present! (For now, as of 3/28/26, submissions will be boosted up the queue since I don't get them much)

Posts once per day, might change in the future, As of May 2026, I have quotes queued up until August.

I shuffle the Queue whenever I think about it and/or when I add a bunch of new quotes.

There's only one of me, so make up your own mod nickname if you really want to I guess.

The only thing in the main text of the post will be the quote, but I will sometimes make small comments in the tags if I have something to say or add.

Well, that's all I have to say for now, so I hope you have a wonderful day/night, have fun reading these insane quotes!

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“He’s a, I can’t use that word, he's not a nice person”

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“Have any of you ever been married, I hope none of you are married”

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“Problem that seems to be very common in cults around here, lack of balls”

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“Theme! With a Th and an Eme at the end!”

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“Ependymal cells.” *Sigh* “Micro penises”

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“I think everyone is too obese and lazy to start a civil war”

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“Did I tell you I was run over by the superintendent of the school?”

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“There’s no racism organization"

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“[Student], can you shut your trap? Thank you, and heart emoji”

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“Do I look obese to you?!”

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“Gimme something illeg- legal that you did.”

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“A western mating ritual called dating”

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“You’re looking up at an old man reading an old book at you”

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“If you’ve ever touched another human being, that sounds weird too.”

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“I don’t know, do the kids these days like Labubus?”

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“Dog shits on the floor, we rub our noses in it, wait, his nose”