displeasing the entity

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Nea: How come whenever a guy sleeps with a lot of girls he’s a ‘player’ but when i do it i’m a ‘lesbian’?

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Jake: How are we gonna get up there?

David: We could climb up that moving box thing.

Meg: Dumbwaiter.

David: What’d you just call me?

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

David: Hey, Dwight, are you a painting?

Dwight: No..?

David: Because I’d like to nail you against a wall.

Nea: Oh good, I thought you were going to say you wanted to hang him.

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Jane: Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?

Ace: All the time, when you look good you get used to it.

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Zarina: I think the word you're searching for is "toxic"

Tapp: The word I'm searching for I can't say because Dwight is present.

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Frank: ...Do you have any questions?

Joey: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?

Frank: That wasn't a question.

Joey: That wasn't a plan.

Frank: I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Joe. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.

Joey: A what, now?

Frank: I'm callin' you slow, Joey. God, why don't you take criticism, you talentless, baby-dicked troll?

Joey: Well, why don't you take an art class?!

Frank: Why don't you see HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?!

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Killer: *hits Feng*

Feng: hit or miss,I guess they never miss,huh?

Elodie: hit her again

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Laurie: Nice rock.

Feng: Thanks, Adam gave it to me.

Adam: I threw it at you!

Feng: Isn’t he the sweetest.

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Meg: I heard one in four people are gay. That means, at least one person in this group is gay.

Dwight: I hope David’s gay, cause he’s cute.

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Julie: People ask me how I manage to keep the legion in order.

Julie: I dont. Earlier, Frank called for me and when I walked in Joey shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun.

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Élodie: I can’t believe that guy tried to kill me!

Bill: We escaped, El. You’re fine.

Élodie: I have feelings, Bill!

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

susie, talking about seeing bubba and max at coldwind together: and they’re roommates!

frank, julie, and joey, in unison: oh my god they’re roommates

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

[at a restaurant]

Dwight: are you single?

Jake: *blushing* yeah

Dwight: great. *takes extra chair away* thanks!

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Jane: i just got a new toolbox, what should i put in it?

Ash: spaghetti

Jane: i'm taking suggestions from anyone but you.

Ace: spaghetti

Jane: i'm taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Steve: spaghetti

Jane: i'm no longer taking suggestions.

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Dwight: We're just..

David: Fixing..

Dwight: Yes! We were just um fixing.. this gen... together!

Jake: So do you two normally repair generators without your clothes on?

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Nea: Does anyone have a flashlight?

Meg: You’re the only light I need.

Nea: Dwight is going to die, Meg.

[quotes-from-the-entitys-realm]

Adam: Can I be frank with you guys?

Yui: Fine, but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help.

Cheryl: Are you joining the legion?

Quentin: Can I still be Quentin?

Kate: I'm kate!

Jeff: Guys, shut up, let Frank speak.