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When the spring is gone from your life, nothing even mattress.

enonimosu

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If at first you can't succeed. Suck harder!

Gangadhar Rao

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Happy New Ear!

Theo Van Gogh

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The interesting thing about friends is that you make the ones with some shared wavelength, and after spending time with them, you get introduced to other wavelengths they have been traversing on. And some of these wavelengths make you say - 'Thank Fucking God! I had the balls to speak with him/her.' Because you are so grateful to be nudged through that new door of unexpected. And it is just so sweet.

Tupac Shakur

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I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story. That’s kind of silly. “Hey, Mitch, did you hear that story about that lady who drove her car into the lake with her kids and they all drowned?” “Yeah, I did, and you know what – that inspires me to write a movie about a gorilla!”

Mitch Hedberg

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I don't make friends based on reviews.

Sasha Khan

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When things get tough, this is what you should do: Make good art. I’m serious. Husband runs off with a politician — make good art. Leg crushed and then eaten by a mutated boa constrictor - make good art. IRS on your trail - make good art. Cat exploded - make good art.

Neil Gaiman

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Yippee ki-yay! Motherfucker!

General Custer to Chief Sitting Bull (allegedly upset with his haircut)

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What's up bitch?

Justin Beiber to The Mountain

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If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.

Jonathan Barnbrook explaining Fluxus in design.

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A good house thief will go through your drawers, bottom to top. This way he doesn't have to waste time closing them.

Massimo Vignelli

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The boy was supposed to be white, but then I heard about this Tarzan chap.

Rudyard Kipling

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Actually we only drank beer.

Don Henley

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Well? What were you expecting?

Charles Dickens

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Marry you? Maybe in an isometric world. Maybe.

Paula Scher

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What is this? This hemlock? I drink hemlock or hemlock drink me?

Socrates