Things heard around campus

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Are you alright toe?

girl in my math class

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The tower of babel is the reason for the foreign language requirement

English professor 

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There is no other with me, there is only awkward

girl at a table

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I love how in college we can all be dorks together

Poetry professor 

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I threw up in my rabbi's house and then I had sex in my rabbi's house. It was an iconic night

girl in my math class

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Would you still be friends with me if I got a boob job- like a nice one

girl in math class

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Do you ever think about what it would be like to be a genius

girl from next door

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I have so much baking knowledge, but I don't bake. I just watch a lot of baking shows

Girl on the couch

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I met Obama the day my grandmother died, so it all worked out

girl in sweatpants

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I caught 21 fish by accident one day

english professor 

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My big toe is really big so it makes holes in my socks

girl with hat 

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English Professor: Moby Dick- The great American novel because its so big and weird

Girl in sweatpants: Just like America

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I'm related to the guy who invented fleshlights

girl in sweatpants 

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It was St. Patrick's day so I had a drink or 12

boy with glasses

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I was about to prioritize the ice cream over hand lotion

girl with brown hair 

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My snap streak is almost as long as Kim K's first marriage

roommate 

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Sometimes he looks really hot and other times he looks homeless

roommate