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Johnny Depp is king

[deadseass]

[teuer]

[onlytwitterpics]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Them: yall talk?

Me: nah i’m getting played, why wassup?

[thehausoftay]

[smelsea-deactivated20150827]

me giving relationship advice: dump him lol

[tahthetrickster]

ahaha holy fuck

Jack Nicholson: HEEERE’S JOHNNY! [kitty sticks his lil head through as woman screams in background]

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

this cat has an impeccable sense of comedic timing.

[blkbruja]

I live for girls realizing their worth, demanding the respect they deserve and cutting off anything that brings negativity into their lives.

[yungsaudiprince]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[meanplastic]

*tries to watch football*

[meanplastic]

[meanplastic]

live fast, die young, be wild, and have fun

[writing-prompt-s]

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

[asom-broso]

“i need your help”

“bitch me too the fuck”

then hang up

[egg-rolls]

I probably wouldn’t even notice it was me

[qweeendiamond-blog]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[localstarboy]

[nick-avallone]

i had 7 days to study for 1 test and i: didn’t