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Has anyone warned @copperbadge yet
What a lot of people outside of Chicago may not realize is that The Beans are a native species to this region and right now is baby season! What you're seeing there is probably just an instance of a young mature The Bean being kept in a secure enclosure, probably due to some kind of injury that's being rehabbed.
In urban Chicago around this time of year if you want to go The Bean spotting you mostly just need to keep an eye out around downtown drugstores for formations like this.
I took this picture myself in a Walgreens. As you can see we have a nice healthy-looking family group consisting of a parent The Bean, several juveniles who will often stay with the parent for several years, and some newborns this year who naturally group up protectively near any large sign reading "Chicago".
The Beans are usually extremely docile and can even be kept as pets once the juveniles separate from their family group, since they are low-maintenance and require only a small flat area such as a desk or bookshelf on which to recline. Fun fact, a group of The Beans such as pictured above is known as a Tchochki!
and they are the bestest of friends
wjat if you woke up and your husband has turned into an iguana?
well as he would be considered an invasive species in the state of florida i would be obligated as an americna to kill and eat him ... sad but theres more husbands out there iguess
found this on twitter
Collecting those rn
Crawling out of my hole to remind people that with this current update to Firefox (version 144) they've gone and dumped in their lot with a buncha lil AI tools, namely Perplexity as a new search engine.
So if the sound of that leaves your mouth tasting of tar, here's what you want to do:
In the url bar, type in about:config
It'll give you a big scary warning page that you might poke holes in your browser. Good. You want to do that. Click continue.
One by one, you're going to need to put each of these into the search bar in the page, not up top:
browser.ml.enable browser.ml.chat.enabled extensions.ml.enabled browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled
Each of these are gonna have a lil toggle icon on the right hand side that looks like a funky double-ended arrow. Click that and the value next to it should change to false. It all auto saves as you go. Some of these might already be set to false by default and that's peachy.
The next best thing you can do for yourself is to set your default search engine to udm14 or Qwant, but for now, we're just tidying the garden a lil bit.
Edit: This wildly broke containment for a post that was supposed to be me basically ranting and grumbling like an old man on my porch to my homies. If Iâve inspired you to follow through with this, peachy. That was mildly intended. Better yet, I hope Iâve spurred a buncha you on to do your own bit of digging and research.
If you were one of todayâs lucky ten thousand to learn something new, I hope you keep doing it. I wonât be here to hold your hand through it, as I simply donât have the time nor spoons for it, so I implore you to go down your own rabbit hole and chase knowledge with wild abandon.
you could say i have a passion for graphic design
HELLO?????
Why havenât we given Jon Arbuckle estrogen yet?
Liz misses Jon but her aim is getting better
tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
i don't want to start a free trial i want to own things for the rest of my life
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i told my friendâs dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
âi think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexualâ
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
amazing
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Sturgeon
'' Slimy and foul vermin that infest our waterways and wetlands. 1: Guarded crawmad, a medium sized crustacean with disproportionately large claws. They're territorial and use their odd looking pincers to defend and guard their territory. Despite the preposterous looks, these oversized crabs can impale, crush, and even split their prey in half if bothered! ... it is not adviced for young Hunters to walk around their burrows, to whom it may concern... yes, they also do taste quite amazing. A delicious plate of boiled Guarded crawmads with butter melting ontop, a worthy meal. 2: Marshy soapfish, a peculiar looking fish that uses its feelers to navigate the surrounding murky waters. They're full of oils and fats, hence why they float on the surface and have plants growing ontop of them. inedible, taste like soap. 3: Murkfin, oh the Murkfin. A horrendous fish that devours whatever approaches the waters edge without knowing of the horrors that lurk beneath. A massive creature, sometimes getting to the size of a Killback. They have 3 paired fins, strong enough to lift and push it across its muddy, swampy habitat for short periods of time. A strong bite force capable of crushing bone and swallowing even or toughest warriors! 4: Swarmers, bear traps surrounded by flesh. They're nothing other than hunger and gluttony manifested as a bone gnawing fish. Swarmers are everywhere, from coastlines to the most anoxic swamps you could ever imagine. They're thought to devour Yaks within minutes... and leaving nothing other than their skeleton intact. They're quite tasty if served fried in Soapfish oil. 5: Mudpups, not so interesting, small fish that resemble eels. Dragons hate them and avoid eating them precisely because of this. They resemble their worst nightmare, apparently. When their habitat dries up, they encase themselves in mud and mucus and go dormant until the waters return. 6: Common crawmad, the so called common Crawmad is in fact, quite common, as its common name suggests. Its the most common crustacean you'll ever find across the marshes, rivers, and even lakes. They make for a good boil. 7: Spindly prawnfly, A shrimpfly of sorts, the least annoying of them, at least. Whilst they have beatiful, almost elegant bodies with striking teal and green hues... they have an annoying buzz to them, waaay to annoying. Swarming and flying across rivers, lakes, ditches, and ephemeral ponds just to eat exposed muck and algae. They also raise their young on such watery places, at least they're edible and taste just like what they are. Shrimp, but with wings. 8: Crimson prawnfly, the not so peaceful, more so annoying cousin of the Spindly prawnfly. They suck blood, so you can expect them to latch onto your arm like a leech and pump toxins to avoid bloodclot; nothing much is relevant about this horrible vermin from hell other than they get what they deserve after being boiled alive and served. 9: Ornate stoneroller, these... are odd. Perplexing, they live under rocks. Nobody sees them, nobody has ever tried to eat them... they... just... exist. I guess. You could be the first one to try eating a Ornate stoneroller after being high on mushrooms, could you? 10: Toothchurning gnasher, despite its name and similarities with the Toothchurning tiderider, they dont seem to be related at all. Toothchurning gnashers are full of bones despite their shark like appearance. They do share one or two things in common though, and its the fact that they're bottomless pits of teeth and hunger. They also taste like pee. 11: Lamprey, No. I refuse to write an entry over these horrifying looking fish. The only things you need to know about them is that they're all over the swamps, taste bad, are older than your grandma probably, and will suck your blood like a parasite. They freak me out, man. ''