It's just me, E!

She/Her | BLM | Asexual | 24

[beggars-opera]

Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around

[whitepeopletwitter]

[welcometonegrotown]

[hummingbirdbandit]

Professor: You should be teaching yourself the material.

Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

student: i really don’t understand the material. can you explain it?

professor who also doesn’t understand the material: oh haven’t you heard?

[pr1nceshawn]

Famous Disney Characters As Ethnically Correct Humans by Pugletto.

[laysiaprincess]

I love this

[summerashes]

Omg

[toastbutteregg]

[softbutchcowboi]

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

[peanit]

t-shirt that says "i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks"

[prettylittlesuffermachine-deact]

i think im overqualified for this position

[gothicprep]

who died and made you batman? wait. oh shit. dude i’m so sorry.

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

[sapphleaf]

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

i love tumblr because there’s literally no pressure to network. everyone is anonymous and just posts stupid shit. you bond with people over said stupid shit. there’s no place for influencers here lmao

[catchymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[eriklehnsherrgf]