dear tallulah

Tallulah, honey, have you thought about putting any patches on your beanie? - @qwilbur-soot

no, i haven't :o

what kind of patches are there?

can i get a duck patch, papi?

WAIT i want a duck like tio chayanne has

can i get a duck patch, papi?

Matching with your Tio, huh? Alright, let's see, my little duckling, let's see...

[He messes with wool and a crafting table]

Just gotta put this here, and... here you are! One duck patch. We just got to apply it now. Did you want anything else? Just so we can put it on at the same time.

hmmm....

y una nota musical, por favor!

Sí, sí, quite fitting for the pretty musical note herself, no? Alright, a music note and a duck for mi huevo. Papi needs your beanie for just a second so he can attach these, sweetheart.

[Tallulah excitedly hands over her beanie, smoothing down her curls in the meantime]

gracias, papi! muchas gracias!

De nada, mi niña, of course.

[Wilbur reaches over to ruffle her hair affectionately. He smooths the beanie out on the crafting table and applies the two patches. He absent-mindedly hums a few soft lines of a song as he works.]

-cute bomber jacket you had hmmhm hm adorned with patches of hmhm hm hmm.... Aaand there we go!

Tallulah, honey, have you thought about putting any patches on your beanie? - @qwilbur-soot

no, i haven't :o

what kind of patches are there?

can i get a duck patch, papi?

WAIT i want a duck like tio chayanne has

can i get a duck patch, papi?

Matching with your Tio, huh? Alright, let's see, my little duckling, let's see...

[He messes with wool and a crafting table]

Just gotta put this here, and... here you are! One duck patch. We just got to apply it now. Did you want anything else? Just so we can put it on at the same time.

hmmm....

y una nota musical, por favor!

Sí, sí, quite fitting for the pretty musical note herself, no? Alright, a music note and a duck for mi huevo. Papi needs your beanie for just a second so he can attach these, sweetheart.

What makes you "not a coward" in comparison to Mr minecraft? If you don't care about Mr quackity, aren't you and Mr minecraft on the same level? - @juana--flippa

Listen, listen, Flippa my girl, at least my frail British body can handle a single minute's worth of conversation with the guy without breaking down into illness (except for the normal feverish, fluttery-stomach feeling that I'm sure everyone feels around Quackity) AHEM. You see, unlike Mr. Minecraft, I am not a coward, and I will not shrink in face of some- some man-to-man conversation on Yaoi Island.

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D-DON'T- DON'T MAKE THAT FACE AT ME, FLIPPA--

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LISTEN, I think I said some- some, uh, pretty normal stuff that does not warrant this amount of skepticism, little Flippa, honestly, I don't know why you would be looking at me like that.

You sound like my dad.

Oh. Well, that's a... good thing? I reckon, at least, your dad is a pretty stand-up guy.

#[ charlie's girl ]

What makes you "not a coward" in comparison to Mr minecraft? If you don't care about Mr quackity, aren't you and Mr minecraft on the same level? - @juana--flippa

Listen, listen, Flippa my girl, at least my frail British body can handle a single minute's worth of conversation with the guy without breaking down into illness (except for the normal feverish, fluttery-stomach feeling that I'm sure everyone feels around Quackity) AHEM. You see, unlike Mr. Minecraft, I am not a coward, and I will not shrink in face of some- some man-to-man conversation on Yaoi Island.

🤨

D-DON'T- DON'T MAKE THAT FACE AT ME, FLIPPA--

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LISTEN, I think I said some- some, uh, pretty normal stuff that does not warrant this amount of skepticism, little Flippa, honestly, I don't know why you would be looking at me like that.

#[ charlie's girl ]

What makes you "not a coward" in comparison to Mr minecraft? If you don't care about Mr quackity, aren't you and Mr minecraft on the same level? - @juana--flippa

Listen, listen, Flippa my girl, at least my frail British body can handle a single minute's worth of conversation with the guy without breaking down into illness (except for the normal feverish, fluttery-stomach feeling that I'm sure everyone feels around Quackity) AHEM. You see, unlike Mr. Minecraft, I am not a coward, and I will not shrink in face of some- some man-to-man conversation on Yaoi Island.

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#[ charlie's girl ]#[ since when did we get a mailbox ]#( THIS MAN JUST SAYS SHIT SOMETIMES. He did say ''He's weak and a coward and I am not a coward'' which implies he is still weak )#( He will never beat the allegations. )

D-DON'T- DON'T MAKE THAT FACE AT ME, FLIPPA--

#[ charlie's girl ]

What makes you "not a coward" in comparison to Mr minecraft? If you don't care about Mr quackity, aren't you and Mr minecraft on the same level? - @juana--flippa

Listen, listen, Flippa my girl, at least my frail British body can handle a single minute's worth of conversation with the guy without breaking down into illness (except for the normal feverish, fluttery-stomach feeling that I'm sure everyone feels around Quackity) AHEM. You see, unlike Mr. Minecraft, I am not a coward, and I will not shrink in face of some- some man-to-man conversation on Yaoi Island.

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Hey, Charlie, how's it going man? Uh, listen, I don't want to alarm you, but have you been home recently? - @qwilbur-soot

I recently got there! I found some of my things messed up y'know beside the explosion Especially in Flippa's room, I swear to lil J if anybody- nevermind, is everything ok there?

#[ back in sacapuntas ]#( This man is canonically so needlessly vague about things sometimes )

Uh, about that, Flippa's room might have, uh... you might want to check in there, mi niña Tallulah's been worried you might have left something important in there.

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Phil tried one minute of gay roleplay and is now feeling ill and lightheaded that's what yaoi island does to a mf

#He's weak and a coward and I am not a coward.#When in Rome; Philza Minecraft; when in Rome!

Tallulah, honey, have you thought about putting any patches on your beanie? - @qwilbur-soot

no, i haven't :o

what kind of patches are there?

can i get a duck patch, papi?

WAIT i want a duck like tio chayanne has

can i get a duck patch, papi?

Matching with your Tio, huh? Alright, let's see, my little duckling, let's see...

[He messes with wool and a crafting table]

Just gotta put this here, and... here you are! One duck patch. We just got to apply it now. Did you want anything else? Just so we can put it on at the same time.

#[ mi amapola ]#[ since when did we get a mailbox ]

papi... why hasn't mr. slimecicle come home for juanaflippa yet? is she being abandoned? - @tallulah--soot

NO, no, darling, no one's being abandoned. She's just, ah... Does Charlie even know? I don't think he's been back to his house at all recently? Hold on, love, stay safe with Flippa, I'll go find him.

papi, why do they make chocolate eggs? isn't it weird to eat something shaped like a baby? did you eat chocolate eggs when you were an egg? - @tallulah--soot

When I was little, I wasn't going to be a big, cool dragon like you are, my darling Tallulah. Now, see, when humans are small, they're just littler, uh, kinda stupider humans, if I'm being quite honest with you, so while I did eat chocolate eggs, they didn't look like me. I think chocolate eggs are meant to look like chicken eggs, I reckon, so it's not like, cannibalism by any means. It's not [small laugh] s'not like they're making chocolate baby dragons or chocolate baby humans, right?

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...Hold on. [typing sounds]

OH GOOD GOD, getta load of these freaks. These monstrosities. Blights on chocolate creations. Like, that one looks- it looked real for a second there, what the hell... I mean, it wasn't as if I wasn't convinced before, but look at this- this weird chocolate baby, Tallulah. I mean, I might still eat it, but christ. I don't like the look of these things.

#[ mi amapola ]#[ since when did we get a mailbox ]#(I am so sorry this response is so long if this an rp prompt; The spirit of Wilbur possesses me and makes me write some sick shit.)

i want my papi

im scared

Tallulah?! TALLULAH! Aw, fuck, Tallulah my darling, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm here now, what happened?

PAPI!!

[Tallulah throws her arms around Wilbur tightly]

papi- papi, my head hurts, and i don't remember what happened, and mr. quackity was trying to take me and my flute was gone and i was hiding in abuelito's basement but now im alone and- and--

[He hugs back, clutching tight at first, but loosens as she explains]

Quackity tried what?! I swear to god- Abuelito was meant to take care of you, I told him, Quackity heard me loud and clear, I know he did- Me and him, we're going to be having words later.

[His voice goes from harsh to soft] Oh, Tallulah, honey, I'm so sorry, you must have had an awful day. Don't you worry, I'm right here, papi's right here. You're not alone anymore, okay?

si... si, no estoy solo.

can we have a sleepover tonight? abuelito said we were all taken in our sleep... im scared..

No, no, don't be scared, Tallulah! It's alright, I promise, I absolutely promise. Of course we can have a sleepover. One sleepover for my little Tallulah, coming [He boops her gently] right up.

[He picks her up so her head is nestled in the crook of his neck and carries her into their house.]

gracias papi...

Of course, my darling, of course, de nada.

#[ since when did we get a mailbox ]

u r a single malewife

[joking, over-enunciated haughtiness] Uh, for your information, I am a... what's it- what's that one phrase, chat- Ah! I am a Manipulate, Mansplain Single Malewife. You left out part of my- my title, my full nom de guerre, as they say.

i want my papi

im scared

Tallulah?! TALLULAH! Aw, fuck, Tallulah my darling, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm here now, what happened?

PAPI!!

[Tallulah throws her arms around Wilbur tightly]

papi- papi, my head hurts, and i don't remember what happened, and mr. quackity was trying to take me and my flute was gone and i was hiding in abuelito's basement but now im alone and- and--

[He hugs back, clutching tight at first, but loosens as she explains]

Quackity tried what?! I swear to god- Abuelito was meant to take care of you, I told him, Quackity heard me loud and clear, I know he did- Me and him, we're going to be having words later.

[His voice goes from harsh to soft] Oh, Tallulah, honey, I'm so sorry, you must have had an awful day. Don't you worry, I'm right here, papi's right here. You're not alone anymore, okay?

si... si, no estoy solo.

can we have a sleepover tonight? abuelito said we were all taken in our sleep... im scared..

No, no, don't be scared, Tallulah! It's alright, I promise, I absolutely promise. Of course we can have a sleepover. One sleepover for my little Tallulah, coming [He boops her gently] right up.

[He picks her up so her head is nestled in the crook of his neck and carries her into their house.]

i want my papi

im scared

Tallulah?! TALLULAH! Aw, fuck, Tallulah my darling, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm here now, what happened?

PAPI!!

[Tallulah throws her arms around Wilbur tightly]

papi- papi, my head hurts, and i don't remember what happened, and mr. quackity was trying to take me and my flute was gone and i was hiding in abuelito's basement but now im alone and- and--

[He hugs back, clutching tight at first, but loosens as she explains]

Quackity tried what?! I swear to god- Abuelito was meant to take care of you, I told him, Quackity heard me loud and clear, I know he did- Me and him, we're going to be having words later.

[His voice goes from harsh to soft] Oh, Tallulah, honey, I'm so sorry, you must have had an awful day. Don't you worry, I'm right here, papi's right here. You're not alone anymore, okay?