splenda daddy

maddy. tall. stressed. im swirling over the precipice of adulthood and i cant even make mac and cheese right.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[stardustera]

wow panic! at the disco gone after 19 years... thank you for 4 years of great music!

[useramor]

brendon urie at the patd meeting deciding to break up the band

[cyanastrologist]

❌ Ned Fulmer was fired for cheating

✔️ Ned Fulmer was fired for tarnishing his own brand, and becoming a liability to the company.

[toastbutteregg]

[lavendersage]

i think it’s cute how humans create things that look like other things. bear shaped honey bottle. mushroom night light. book purses. that’s what it’s all about

[christianstepmoms]

Nothing says Good Idea quite like mixing extensively documented unstable lithium batteries and large bodies of water.

[powerburial]

new tesla death unlocked

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[boringangel]

moon: full

titties: out

[kaijuno]

[reactionfaces]

[the-timewatcher]

Stop photoshopping the sad eyes…

[reactionfaces]

[thegentlemanstar]

i love having online friends . hello university students from europe . hello childrens show enthusiasts from the united states . hello baby gays from oceania . do you want to talk about soup

[anti-soup]

no.

[thegentlemanstar]

i can’t believe my post has gotten popular enough to attract gimmick blogs is this what fame feels like

[amongusbreastfeeding]

Well, do I have the gimmick for you!

[thegentlemanstar]

POST CANCELED.

[catchymemes]

[blondejaneblonde]

Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway.

[naamahdarling]

Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run around on there? This flock of ducks did such an amazing job!

[goddamnshinyrock]

I was 18 months old when my parents built their house. After pouring the concrete slab for the foundation, my father, world’s most sentimental man, carried me down into the hole so he could preserve a single imprint of my little baby foot in the house he was building for me to grow up in.

Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I hope some future archeologist finds your parent’s basement floor because they’re going to lie down on the ground and cry about it.

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

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