Amongi Daycare now Hiring

[mclennonyaoi]

am i the among us breastfeeding guy now

[amongusbreastfeeding]

You don’t have to be

[dogpuppy]

[amongusbreastfeeding]

huge

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[amongusbreastfeeding]

I am still ready and willing to snuff them out, just say the word for I am no gimmick blog, among us breast feeding is my craft, I am very serious and my word is true as my blood is binding much like my milk

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[amongusbreastfeeding]

and is there among us breast feeding? Inquiring minds would like to know

[amongusbreastfeeding]

any breastfeeders in chat? any nursing mothers in chat?

[dialupmodern]

happy pride everyone

[notahorseindisguise]

oh my god Lactating its an honour ..... i loved you in pervert shit

[amongusbreastfeeding]

give it up for lactating!!

[amongusbreastfeeding]

hi amongusbreastfeeding are you ok being referred to as the among us breastfeeding 'guy'?

as "the among us breastfeeding guy" yes that's part of the bit however ☝️ I am not a guy in any other capacity. The among us breastfeeding guy is a girl, hope this helps

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[amongusbreastfeeding]

I can slay them for you

[amongusbreastfeeding]

can you offer me some tips? Jill somehow did it and I figured, if she had to go through it to give us Hunter, it's only fair I do too. I'm so big and round.

Sorry, Mr. President I don't want to assume. Are you telling me that you're pregnant? That the first lady got you pregnant with the strap, Mr. President?

[amongusabortion]

i have a suggestion

[amongusbreastfeeding]

can you offer me some tips? Jill somehow did it and I figured, if she had to go through it to give us Hunter, it's only fair I do too. I'm so big and round.

Sorry, Mr. President I don't want to assume. Are you telling me that you're pregnant? That the first lady got you pregnant with the strap, Mr. President?

[amongusbreastfeeding]

among us breastfeeding never kill yourself!!!! <3 never!! love u

<3 no more killing ourselves! tonight we milk ourselves

[amongusbreastfeeding]

the among us breastfeeding guy is pregnant and yea, it's the second coming of christ

[amongusbreastfeeding]

the among us abortion guy is also pregnant, and yea they're saying it's the sequel to Judas

[amongusabortion]

update, am no longer pregnant with the sequel to judas #prochoice #abortion #amongusabortion

[amongusbreastfeeding]

among us breastfeeding never kill yourself!!!! <3 never!! love u

<3 no more killing ourselves! tonight we milk ourselves

[amongusbreastfeeding]

the among us breastfeeding guy is pregnant and yea, it's the second coming of christ

[amongusbreastfeeding]

the among us abortion guy is also pregnant, and yea they're saying it's the sequel to Judas

[amongusbreastfeeding]

the among us breastfeeding guy is pregnant and yea, it's the second coming of christ

[amongusbreastfeeding]

ms among us breastfeeding 🍼 guy here, don't ever kill yourself