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RED PLAGUE — MOST DEPLORABLE APOTHEOSIS
ind. priv. original character muse carrd | muse twitter | mun carrd
CONSULT MUSE CARRD FOR TRIGGER WARNINGS THIS BLOG IS NSFW; MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED IMMEDIATELY
My hiatus here is indefinite but I still thirst for RP, so. My Discord is Xylon Arden#0938. If you’d rather use email for some reason my RP email is [email protected].
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Answer the questions for your muse and tag some people.
Muse name: Alrik Ström
Least favorite nickname: Son(ny (Boy)), Sunshine
Least favorite color: Blue
Least favorite season: Summer
Least favorite weather: Hail
Least favorite—hot or cold: Hot
Least favorite holiday: Thanksgiving
Least favorite food: Sweet Potato, Avocados (”I like food, and I like freshly cleaned dick, but I don’t like them both at the same time.”), Broccoli.
Least favorite flavor: Bitter
Least favorite drink: Iced Tea
Least favorite scent: Candy shops; too sweet for his nose to handle
Least favorite sound: Silverware scraping against a plate or bowl.
Least favorite book: Any YA novel or series centered around vampires.
Least favorite movie: Freddy Got Fingered
Least favorite tv show: Dr. Phil.
Least favorite school subject or area of study: Family/Consumer Science.
Least favorite aspect of their job: He often has to wait for extended periods to enact physical vengeance on a target...if he even gets the chance.
Least favorite fictional character: Zoe Redbird from House of Night
Least favorite person: Johanna Björk.
Least favorite trait in others: Two-facedness (to make things worse, the irony is not entirely lost on him).
Least favorite place: [REDACTED]
Least favorite thing to talk about: Anything regarding his deceased best friend & mother; it’s all too painful.
Least favorite thing about themselves: His very humanity.
Least favorite sexual position: "People have those?”
Least favorite daily chore: Washing other people’s dishes.
Least favorite style of clothing: He doesn’t care enough.
Least favorite activity: Socializing. He doesn’t find other people particularly engaging, but he’s incredible at masking it.
Least favorite superpower: Elasticity. He acknowledges it’s useful, but it weirds him out to see it in action.
Least favorite thing about humanity in general: “Everyone is a bunch of hypocrites and nobody truly cares about each other.”
Least favorite thing about being in love: Being vulnerable.
Least favorite thing about death: That he himself might die at all.
Tagged by: @tessaractis Tagging: If you wanna do this feel free!
One of my original characters from the Plague of Tiveden universe, Elias Björk. He’s quite important! He would have been a proud father had things not gone violently wrong.
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Pro tip: You don’t really understand someone’s bio? No clue about that character? You want to know more about the muse? You have difficulties figuring out how to make your muses interact because it’s an OC?
Let the mun of the blog tell you about their character.
Most people will get super excited when people ask questions about their muse, and they will happily tell you everything you want to know. You will not only get the information you wanted, you also made someone very happy because people are interested in their muse, and you’re on a good way of making a new friend and create a lovely relationship between your muses.
A simple reminder you are free to unfollow me/block me if you feel like my presence on your dashboard is bothering you.
I promise I won't call you out for that, I won't make vague posts about it or pop in your DMs to ask you why.
You are free to curate your experience and if my presence muddles your experience, please unfollow/block me without fear. I promise I won't come after you.
I would like to also participate in this simple reminder. I do not look who follows or unfollows me and I don’t take it personally if someone unfollows. I follow and unfollow people all the time, it’s how I adjust my feed. That’s what the method is for.
girl help i unknowingly gave away a small but very human part of myself in exchange for immeasurable power
Patience isn’t a virtue in roleplay.
It’s a fucking necessity.
There is a real person behind that screen. There’s a human writing your favorite blog. They don’t function on your schedule. And you should not expect them to. There are things such as time zones, we don’t all live where it’s after work hours or before work hours or even midnight at the same time.
Some of us have disabilities. Adhd. We get distracted. We are human.
Your partner does not clock in for roleplay.
Your partner is not getting paid to roleplay.
Your partner does not exist soley for your entertainment.
You can not reply and expect an immediate answer. You may get one, if they’re online. If they’re vibing the thread. You may wait a week? maybe two. Maybe your reply is in the queue system. maybe something happened and they can’t be online to write for a while. Maybe they’re not feeling well.  Maybe they just don’t want to roleplay right at that second. People have many hobbies other than writing.
Role-play is a hobby. You need to be patient with your partners so it can be a fun hobby and not a stressful one.
Communicate, be patient, and realize you’re NOT playing a Single Player Game here. If you can’t do that?
you shouldn’t be roleplaying.
This is for ooc contact even moreso.
DO NOT GUILT YOUR PARTNERS FOR NOT REPLYING OOC IMMEDIATELY.
MOST OF US ARE ADULTS WITH JOBS.
WE ALL HAVE BAD DAYS.
WE DON’T ALWAYS WANT TO ROLEPLAY. OTHER HOBBIES EXIST. SLEEP AND FOOD ARE THINGS HUMANS NEED AS WELL.
LACK OF A RESPONSE IC OR OOC IS NOT LACK OF INTEREST.
reminder that, while this is a collaborative hobby, and feeling ignored can be discouraging, nobody owes you anything specific.
sometimes people make starter calls, and don’t have time to make the starters. sometimes people make blogs, and they never get off the ground. sometimes people have to delete drafts for the sake of their own mental health, or due to a lack of free time. sometimes people reblog memes, and never get around to answering those that they receive.
we are human beings with a shared hobby, not robots churning out constant ic content, and sometimes people don’t have the time or the muse. be patient. be kind. be understanding. if you need to delete things, slow down, or start fresh, never, ever feel like you can’t. do what makes you happy.
What sin did I commit to be punished with this existence?
Underestimate me at your own peril.
Ambition drives me further than those that came before me.
possible pro tip to dealing with hate anons; if you’ve received a hateful anon, i know it can be tempting, or it can be difficult not to reply back. whether it’s to stand up for yourself against the hate, or because it’s always nice to receive reassurances from your mutuals that the anon is just terrible. but my personal pro tip for dealing with hateful anons? don’t answer them. don’t make any posts about having received hate anons. don’t acknowledge them at all. just delete the ask, and move on. let that anon sit there at the other end of the screen, wondering if their ridiculous message(s) that they were too afraid to send you without hiding their identity reached you. let them sit there, constantly refreshing their pages, waiting for a reply from you that will never come. let them sit there, wasting their time on you, while you carry on, posting about the things that you enjoy, be that silly ooc posts, headcanons, replies, whatever. because let’s face it, they want a response from you, and as soon as they get it, they’re going to keep sending more. so what better way to deal with them than by just simply not giving it to them? eventually, they’re going to have to realize that they’re not going to get what they want from you and that there are better things they can do with their lives.
✘ + intimacy, bonds
send ✘ + a word & i'll write a headcanon i have for my muse about it ! // accepting!
The first largely depends on what you mean by intimacy. If you're referring to the act of sex in-and-of itself, Alrik is generally considered a fantastic lover. He's uncharacteristically selfless, sadomasochistic, open to a multitude of unconventional kinks, and even capable of being submissive despite his obvious preference for dominating. If you're a consenting adult human being looking his way, he will gladly take you to bed. Especially if he can stand to gain something from you.
If you're talking about the the way in which intimacy and bonds go hand-in-hand - the way in which one can be vulnerable with their partner, their friend, their family - Alrik is going to struggle. Like I mentioned before in regards to affection: he can fake it with the best of them, but he's too scared to let himself be so vulnerable.