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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.

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One Nice Bug Per Day
Misplaced Lens Cap
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trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
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daily affirmations for ur monday morning đ
welcome to the age of female superheroes
this video is my sexuality
Okay that cut from Captain Marvel to Wonder Woman to ValkyrieâI have needed that my whole life.
âBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.â
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Â
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canât risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisÂ
I donât play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
Itâs been a MINUTE since Iâve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didnât and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
Ugh yâall iâm sorry, but this is the one thing I wonât not reblogÂ
Donât worry Iâll immediately reblog a neutral good luck charm
Late last year I wanted to start a series of short tutorials called Tip Jar, as a way of saying thanks to my fans and giving back to my patrons. This is the first of the series I have made, showing my technique on quickly filling in lineart so you can get to painting without coloring outside the lines faster.Â
Someday I hope to turn these into video tutorials when I have the income and the time, but for now I hope that I will be able to share useful tips in this infographic format.
Full tutorial image
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This is exactly how I do my flats.
This is how I do my flats! Really quick and easy!
Worth sharing because this is exaaaaactly how I do my flats! Â I get this question all the time when I post my process videos, and this explains it far more succinctly than I ever could. :)
big fucking surprise but trump is blaming the temple for not having been armed lmao
âif they had some kind of a protection inside the temple, maybe it could have been a very much different situationâ âtrump in response to a reporterâs question about gun control
what is it gonna take for you freaks to realize that antisemitism is still real and is deadly, right now, in 2018
you all need to fucking reblog this no offense. especially if you arenât jewish
source, and another source in which the synagogue says they do in fact have guards, but only on major holidays.
how far do people have to go just to survive, and how long is this going to go on until the blame is finally focused on antisemitism itself?
I have a hill to die on right here so im just gonna go off for a second. It wasnt until this year that i realized security is not a normal regular everyday thing for churchgoers. I never realized until this year that all the cameras and guards and cop cars and bag checks were for a reason. It was just how i grew up, thats just how it went. You checked in with the security desk, a guard would look in your purse or tallis bag and then youd be on your merry way. It never occurred to me that they were Actually Looking For Threats, its just always been a part of my religious experience.
We know people hate us. We know people want to kill us, thatâs kind of our entire history.
Those people who were murdered didnt die because they were unprepared, they died because somebody wanted them dead.
×× ×× × × ×Ş××ר ×× ×Š×¨×× ×× ×ת ××.
Also just for the record, the implication that being Not Christian means you should be prepared to die at any time is sickening. Fuck you.
things my boyfriend has done
- urgently marched into A&E and said âweâre having knee pain!!â to the confused receptionist. i had to explain that it was only my knee and that he was just worried
- when asked to tag me in a meme of âwhat water are you?â, said âyou are the ocean: home to all friendsâ
- loved âfilthy gorgeousâ and, rather than learning the words, learned âall three parts in the song where they ring a triangleâ
- after we had an argument about him not âgettingâ my ADHD, i caught him halfway through a three hour playlist of lectures on ADHD, with a pen in hand, taking notes
- he suffered a TBI last summer and he did not like the orienting questions they ask (âwhat year is it? what day is it?â etc). when asked âdo you know where you are?â, he cracked one eye open and angrily said âin bed!â
- he played knack 2 and hated it. when i asked why he was still playing it, he said âso i never have to play it againâ. he got every achievement and as soon as he got the last one he stood up, ejected the disc and returned it to the store
- lately heâs given up on making lunch so he just drinks huel which is a meal replacement shake, except huel is kind of boring so he sometimes puts nesquick strawberry powder in there
- my favourite drink is pepsi max. when asked about his dreams for the future, they often involve âbeing rich enough to find a way to pump pepsi max directly into our houseâ
- one time in our first year of dating i hadnât seen him in weeks, whereas we normally saw each other all day every day, so i was gonna go stay with him for a couple days. he had a temporary job (iâm talking 2 weeks total) at the time and i was bummed that i was gonna be alone at his for a bit, but w/e. he was texting me like âwork is going okay, in the line for the canteen right nowâ while i got on the bus. i found the key where he said it was, i found a note on the table like âhi love! the wifi code is [password], Iâll be back at 5!â, and then I went into the lounge and he was there. he was lying on a fold-out bed with Marvin Gaye playing. the TV was on a powerpoint slide that said âWelcome, Jess. I quit my job.â he was entirely naked except for a cushion with the letter âDâ over his crotch. im 95% sure there were candles
- we play the game Rimworld, where you micromanage a colony of people on an alien planet. he uses it entirely to simulate a peaceful colony, mostly of women, who have a large number of animals they care for and train. one time he got this random event where all the women in the colony got a psychic mood boost and he was like âhonestly thatâs my life goalâ
- when he was in hospital and his cognitive functions were slowly coming back, he looked up from twitter with horror and said âjess⌠is the american president a racist?â
- we were playing Articulate, which is a game where you have to describe a word without saying the word itself. His partner said âwhen youâre beginning sex, you areâŚâ. he, without a second of hesitation, yelled âFOREPLAYâ. the answer was actually âinitiatingâ, but my ego grew like fourteen times
- one time he asked me what guacamole was, and i told him, and he said âif itâs made up of things that already have names why does it have a different name?â i have not let him live this down yet
- i used to have an eating disorder, and whilst iâm good 99.9% of the time now i occasionally do have wobbles. one time iâd eaten some mini-donuts and i told him âi kind of want to check the calories on thoseâŚâ, so he immediately pulled the label off and ate it
- i lost him for like twenty minutes at a uni event, and when i found him he presented me with a pepsi max badge and said âi rode this mechanical bull to try and win you a yearâs supply but i fell off pretty quickly. sorry.â
- we won the âbest coupleâ award in our year at uni, but neither of us were there to collect it because i was ill and he left halfway through to come home and take care of me
- one time he wasnât paying attention while making lunch and he cracked an egg directly into the bin. the look of confusion on his face was priceless.
- on the rare occasions when i wake up before him, when i kiss him/ touch him he makes these little like⌠activation sounds? you know like when you touch a cat? itâs like those
This is the cutest thing I have read with my own eyes
This is the Dog of Protection.
Reblog and youâll never be forced to reblog anything you donât want to ever again!
when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so iâd rather take a shitty one i can laugh at laterÂ
hereâs this
hey guys unpopular opinion but youâre not a bad person if you donât care about every bad thing happening in the world all the time, or if you do care but youâre not constantly reblogging posts spreading awareness and information
itâs okay if youâre just on tumblr to have fun and reblog things you like or that make you happy.
humans arenât made to process trauma and suffering on a worldwide scale without any breaks whatsoever & the internet has created an unprecedented access to bad news so please never feel guilty for scrolling past it because you canât process it! and youâre not doing anything wrong & thereâs no need to feel guilty
ah yes. the four art styles. realism, cartoon, disney, and Anime
Cats are way more stupid than people give them credit for
I was too busy laughing at the cat with a lion cut
#its a deliberate act of spite not stupidity
sigh
Camera obscura, KangHee Kim
Time for that later.
name a more iconic duo
a quick lil sketch that i ended up coloring and also a friendly reminder that this was something that actually happened and i wont ever get over