weeoowwewoo

going to town on going off the rails who else up getting deranged in here !!

[jame7t]

Apple announces new indistinct wet pile emoji

[nae-nae-supreme]

I can distinct it

[jame7t]

Don’t even try…

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

boyfriend says I have to post something festive for christmas, so just sharing that one time he got his English mixed up when seeing Santa in a shopping mall and he shouted at the top of his lungs "oh!!! whore whore whore!!!"

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

this is a common occurrence, yesterday he asked me why a cushion said "fuck it till you make it" and a nearby store assistant nearly wound up on the floor she was laughing so hard

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

Tonight's alltimer was "the alarm went off at work so everyone had to ejaculate"

[kommetz]

reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.

[kommetz]

HELLO????? HELLO?????

[pangur-and-grim]

two “cats” interacting

[fausphorus]

Got possessed in the middle of my work shift.

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

i think there is something missing within me that everyone else has

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

[greelin]

charismatic but in the sense that being an absolute freak does interest & compel people

[greelin]

like hey. What’s up with this guy then

[catcrumb]

[segamascott]

[mackthetrainer]

Which is the glitch????

[ms-gay-sex]

for some reason it isnt shown here but this is the actual moment that it glitched

[mackthetrainer]

Thank you Ms gay sex

This is horrifying

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[evilwizard]

finally someone said it

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[jame7t]

bald guy wearing a bald cap. Do we know why?

[monkeymage]

Covering blowhole