Apple announces new indistinct wet pile emoji
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Apple announces new indistinct wet pile emoji
I can distinct it
Don’t even try…
boyfriend says I have to post something festive for christmas, so just sharing that one time he got his English mixed up when seeing Santa in a shopping mall and he shouted at the top of his lungs "oh!!! whore whore whore!!!"
this is a common occurrence, yesterday he asked me why a cushion said "fuck it till you make it" and a nearby store assistant nearly wound up on the floor she was laughing so hard
Tonight's alltimer was "the alarm went off at work so everyone had to ejaculate"
reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.
HELLO????? HELLO?????
two “cats” interacting
Got possessed in the middle of my work shift.
happy pride
i think there is something missing within me that everyone else has
3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.
midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert
transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal
show me another funny picture im not driving tonight
charismatic but in the sense that being an absolute freak does interest & compel people
like hey. What’s up with this guy then
Which is the glitch????
for some reason it isnt shown here but this is the actual moment that it glitched
Thank you Ms gay sex
This is horrifying
i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will
finally someone said it
tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you
this lettuce smells like dog
you bought dog lettuce
dog i gotta move like yesterday
bald guy wearing a bald cap. Do we know why?
Covering blowhole