Zach or whatever

26 Nonbinary Armwrestler, Boyfriend, Cat dad, dweeb |-/ Intentions will set you free

[r4wf34r]

sorry I fell asleep for 7 years anyways here’s some pics from the MKE breach show

[meanplastic]

“My mom told my brother to stay out of the cabinets and he didn’t listen so she did this lmao“

[spacesnek]

someone: reptiles dont benefit from enrichment 

me:

[episodechooseyourstory]

What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now!

[r4wf34r]

Wholesome

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[quaadude]

[ttoba]

Until then, we survive.

Screencap redraw of the favorite thing from the new Steven Universe episodes, Stevonnie! Our child is growing up to be so beautiful and handsome, even their little stubble made me so happy. *wipes away tears* 

[neckkiss]

[r4wf34r]

Excuse me this is just blatantly false

[brainnstew]

x

[super256colors]

“Please give me [sound of mid 90’s disc reader reading/buffering… it’s indescribable if you’ve never heard it]… one half tray of salad… Please give me… [more brief disc reading noise] one half tray of… Thank you! [loud munching noises]“ 

JumpStart 1st Grade, Knowledge Adventure, 1995 

[jorahpumpkin]

a little wip ! 

based on @dragonslayer1088 ‘s really cool drawings of lapis and pearl fusing ! (they’re the ones with color in the wip ;D )

[dragonslayer1088]

OHHH MYYY GOD!!! THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I PICTURED IT THIS IS SO AMAZING II CAANNNTT BREEATTHH!! 😱😱😱💕💕💕💕😱 UR AMAZING!!!

[sistertaxon]

mama

[sistertaxon]

just killed a man

[sistertaxon]

put a gun against his head

[sistertaxon]

pulled my trigger now he’s dead

[sistertaxon]

and mama

[sistertaxon]

life had just begun

[sistertaxon]

but now i’ve gone and thrown it all away

[sistertaxon]

AND MAMA

[sistertaxon]

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

[r4wf34r]

@mmarkcohenn

[milkycook]

I tried to draw chibi Twig and this is a result of my “experiment”

[satanhaus-deactivated20220217]

Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

friendly reminder that

- It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you - there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do - I bless the rains down in Africa - it’s gonna take some time to do the things we never had

[emeraldotter]

inktober 3. It’s Twig!

[dangdfeng]