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[raaambles]

Ate half of an expired Twix bar from the gas station for breakfast and also I have bronchitis ❤️ #selfcare #aesthetic #mybodyisatemple

[fh3207972]

i trust girls with literally everything but if a boy asks me like what my favorite color is im like what the fuck are u trying to do…….

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[raaambles]

Hey gorgeous lady, how do you get every selfie to be a perfect one? Is it your natural beautiful self or are there a stack of unpublished ones? ;)

Haha love waking up to this kindness. But I can't reveal my secrets :)❤️

[averagefairy]

why do old people have to grab your entire phone when you try to show them a picture like you do not need to feel every square inch of this device in order to see the screen just use your eyes i promise that’s exactly how seeing things works. like whenever i show someone my screen and they start to reach their hand out i’m like nvm bye bitch

[abbiegay-deactivated20210523]

Fun fact: There's nothing fucking hotter than neck kissing and whispering in my ear exactly what you're about to do to me

[motherish]

absolutely everything in the world can be referenced back to an episode of spongebob

[swiftbeat]

[teenagehipst3r]

Hipster Posts

[tom-bass]

My cat refuses to play any game except for Animal Crossing. I wonder why…

[thursday]

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

[r2--d2]

[keeppthevibe]

Gay marriage and straight marriage is like bikini tops and bras: they’re the same exact thing but only one is socially acceptable in public.

[turnuptheamptoeleven]

*drops mic*

[lgbtjazzy]

[cocomocoa]

Someone who’s never watcahed Bob’s Burgers explain this

[saintofdykes]

This is my favorite episode

[i-chew-on-pushpins]

It’s like a Renaissance painting

[leiaorganathegeneral]

[05am]