i live for the battle

bennie - 30 - arizona i fight bears in my dreams

[rabbitebooks]

rabbits are shaped like that so that you can easily carve a likeness of their image without much trouble out of a block of wood, or a block of soap, or a block of marble, or a block of anything really. there are so many blocks out there

[toodotnil]

please enjoy Poki as he found the meat I'm defrosting

[nap-hime]

Oh defrosting meat, we're really in it now

[vamptits]

sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

[phantomrose96]

Fucked up how society can be like "okay, go to school" for 12-17 years and then be like "okay enough to that :)". Leads to really dangerous sad fucked up disease called Grad Student. Can progress even more dangerous into PhD Student. Very comorbid with Debt due to Costs Money and Doesn't Make Money. Very scary, these things.

[weezeryuri]

you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

[quasi-normalcy]

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

[thepictureofmadamec]

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

[valtsv]

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

[hungry-skeleton]

I need as many people as possible to watch this video from the official Angry Birds tiktok or else I'll get a fucking hemorrhage

[krafterwrites]

[fudemushi]

[iosonomer-blog]

[rongzhi]

Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)

[blinkinink]

[les8ean]

:3

[depsidase]

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[catchymemes]

[versace-mauser]

[icaruspendragon]

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe