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okay so I've been playing a bunch of No Man's Sky, a game whose main unique feature is its mind-bogglingly huge universe of procedurally generated planets, most of which have still never been encountered by human players. when you make first contact with an undiscovered planet, it starts out with a random name. just today I've discovered Snesfin, Inkiew, and Roranbu-Anuki. but a minute ago I landed on a planet with, and I must stress this again, the randomly-generated name of:

segamascot

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

palmer

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

segamascot

🧯💨

palmer

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

makaronypoflotskiofficial

got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

everyday-cutephoto

ailithnight

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

marlynnofmany

And it's gonna getcha

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

fzzzp

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

argumate

I appreciate the way hitting the word "cesarean" forces me to go back and reevaluate the earlier phrase "at work"

tourdion

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

theradicalkanji

cuntubus

sentient-tent

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

elodieunderglass

How is she doing this

outofcontexttomodachilife

(submitted by @misceris)

aflo

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

aflo

mochiiknight

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

polishwave

savyir-genesizz-the-wizard

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

ukulelehitter-deactivated202603

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic