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[owlservice]

One of the unforeseen benefits of having two pictures of Alan Carr on my phone is that, when you see the pictures side by side like this, you really get the impression he is a magician, or at minimum, a kind of mentalist

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well it was a good run now we have to bury them alive under a car park 🤷‍♀️

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at least the word seems to have disseminated among the wokes of tumblr that calling them islas malvinas isn't actually epic decolonisation

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one of them will die on the pitch tonight btw

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chuckling in a self satisfied manner and twizzling my moustache

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that ones for ann

[hockeydiva]

harry kane’s last day on earth is today he will be gone tomorrow goodbye Harry Kane

[hockeydiva]

Today is the day. goodbye Harry Kane

[pwelverum]

source

[mountaindulcimer-deactivated201]

Fred Webster (1911-1998)

“Jacob’s Dream”

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jean-paul georges et ringeaux

[kata4a]

male virgins...

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on bastille day as well 😂

[michaelnordeman]

Eurasian magpie/Pica pica/skata. Värmland, Sweden (14 July 2024).

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calling spain winning the world cup btw

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[radgepaquet]

Jill Halfpenny and Mark Wood awarded Northumbria honorary degrees

Actress Jill Halfpenny and England cricketer Mark Wood are recognised by Northumbria University.

when i say my two goats. if they put me in charge a new voyager they would be the archetypal woman and man on the gold plate for the aliens