step into my office please

this is the blog were Human Resorces posts can be found| submitions are open| this is a joke blog i have no expertes at all|

[rachaelformhr]

about this page

Rachel from hr giving a face to faceless mega corporations sent 2021

hay this is a joke blog however i am setting ground rules

yes NSFW is an HR violation HOWEVER pleas don’t submit it

i am a student i might not see your submission for a bit

absolutely no other-ising on my blog you will be blocked and reported

send me asks/submitions this blog runs like an osha-offish-the-squeal so ask hr questions 

This blog is still active it's just there's less for me to do here then I thought when I started

(mod also runs @oshnom and @sleepsheapnumber7638)

[jadedanddark]

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.

The humans hate this so, so much.

Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females

Steve: what

Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life

Steve:

Steve: mother fu--

[sailbo-at]

I feel like this would get Space HR involved eventually

[lillyko]

Just reading this post works.

My brain immediately :

Ahhhhhhh! I want to talk to HR

[rachaelformhr]

yes, dear?

[flork-of-cows-official]

[rachaelformhr]

And I'm yapping with you sir

[rachaelformhr]

Hey hey hey... No no no it is not okay to hit your mutuals... That is not HR approved

[ask-the-fishdick-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

[celinolesunshine]

PLEASE

[ethics-snom]

eeehggh... gross bad behaviour very unethical... i apologize for bringing this to you as i know it is negative :[

have something i just doodled for the snoms!

c📋c -)✒️) It’s fine…I’ve been informed of it, but i appreciate this report as well.

Blog Owner Note: On a more serious note, I am genuinely furious that this guy is just the way he is. Genuinely a miserable person who takes it out on people trying to have fun on the internet.

[rachaelformhr]

This is not HR approved...

[rachaelformhr]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Wow I'm old

[rachaelformhr]

I want you to know that about 1/5th of the accounts that follow me are actual HR companies or "HR professionals"... like this isn't completely satire

[sleepy-vix]

@neoo help i just found this on pinterest 💀

[rachaelformhr]

what could you possibly mean there's so much science to support personality tests definitely.

like seriously what could you mean it's not like this is a screenshot from the Myers-Briggs Foundation website a foundation dedicated to defending and maintaining the test that countless studies and professionals have said was a sham

[rachaelformhr]

Excuse me why aren't you working

What do you mean it's the weekend l... and after 5

The work week is 24/7 Jessica needed those analytics by 5:18:59 your a minute late I'm going to have to deduct your pay

[rachaelformhr]

we here at {generic mega corp} would love to have you at our company. you will however be required to sign an NDA about all or "ethical" practices

[vague-humanoid]

[anarchistettin]

las protestas de las mesas de ping-pong, 2019

[rachaelformhr]

Yes, it is true compensation for your work is never the reason people quit

your the evil one even i pay my goons well

[rachaelformhr]

Tips for Interviews

Don't come with questions: the faster you are out of hr's hair the faster we can decide how much to underpay you

If you mess up it's okay: We care more about looking like we are inclusive than actually being inclusive

If we ask you to take a personality test don't lie: it's not like all personality tests are a sham and every psychology professional dismisses them

[oshnom]

exsperiment no one do anything to this post

[sleepsheapnumber7638]

the experiment continues

[rachaelformhr]

and continues

[oshnom]

Hey so I'm an agumon, and I'm wondering what protections I have against digi-discrimination in this pokemon centered economy

cc .)_)__\ well we try to protect everyone

[too-many-blorbos]

That's a question for HR, not OSHA. Which Pokémon is in charge of Human Resources? Or... Poké-Resources?

[rachaelformhr]

Na I'm right here hun

Don't worry we mistreat all our employees equally

[st-pam]

[rachaelformhr]

And yet it will still be hell

[osha-official-the-sequel]

OSHA, stop posting nsfw stuff. IT IS LITERALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

Make me

[rachaelformhr]

OSHA!!!!! bad OSHA bad no nsfw